U.S. first lady Michelle Obama takes a bike ride during their family vacation on Martha's Vineyard in Massachusetts August 23, 2011
Posted on 08/26/2011 4:16:24 PM PDT by Lucky9teen
U.S. President Barack Obama delivers a statement on Hurricane Irene from his vacation on Martha's Vineyard in Massachusetts August 26, 2011.
U.S. first lady Michelle Obama takes a bike ride during their family vacation on Martha's Vineyard in Massachusetts August 23, 2011
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"I'd like to thank everybody for coming to our first annual Karaoke night. Our first contestant will be MSNBC's Chris Matthews who is going to sing that Vicki Carr hit, "It Must Be Him"."
Vernon, they call you the "Fixer". Why can't you fix my putting stroke?
For a moment, that pic impressed me as a TOTUS segwey automatic, portable podium. Is that his bicycle helmet there in front, on the podium?
Michelle will be flying home on a different jet so stick it in your eye America.
I can’t. My Mother would rise out of her grave and smack me if I made fun of the mentally disadvantaged.
Barry:'Yup, found my ball...'
Secret Service: 'Mr. President, your ball didn't go that way.'
Barry:'Ah, yeah, well- found someone elses ball then - right behind that bush over there....'
Secret Service: 'Mr President, there's a Sani-Can over at the next hole.'
Barry:'I don't use those, I recovered and reinvested behind that bush, I'm the President! I can Pee where I want to....'
Looks like the daughter has had enough of Dad's lameness.
Zero’s daughter is beginning to realize that she won’t be able to get a job when she grows up.
Massive neck-snapping pisschill bump.
She always looks miserable and/or furious. Now it’s true that 13 is a miserable and/or furious age, but I doubt all this for-the-cameras family time is much fun for her.
If I’d gone bicycling with my father and he was wearing a helmet, I’d have been scowling, too!
Looks to me like dad has upgraded his bike from that weak Trek Navigator he was riding to something full squish with a real fork.
Still ain’t as cool as W’s Top Fuel or SuperFly or whatever it is he rides.
Sorry, I’m a bike geek.
No teleprompter = Fake.
You know, how cool would it be to be a fly on the wall if O ever ran into W at the bike shop. I can hear it now:
W - “Mr. President, good to see you.”
O - “And you, Mr. President.”
W - “Let’s go for a ride at Rowlett Creek Preserve, you up for that?”
O - “Sorry, George, I have to meet Michelle and the girls for lunch, and then go for 18 holes.”
W - He’d be thinking “Barack, you are such a p*ssy. I’d put you in the creek you doofus.”
O - He’d be thinking “I’m not riding with you fool, it is 106 out there right now. Texas sucks.”
W - Mr. President and his SS guys head over to RCP, Bush slaughters his guards on the north loop and then picks a stick up in the rear wheel and my bud Pam has to fix it for him. At which point he rejoins the group, slams a few corners on the trail, and finishes ahead of everybody in his group.
O - Barack heads over to eat a greasy burger with fries, then puts on his golf shoes and hits the links. Shoots a 97, and heads off to his next vacation.
I know who I’d rather ride with.
OMG! PLEASE tell me this is photoshop!
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