RICK PERRY MUST BE DESTROYED!!!

Vanity

[P-Marlowe]

Ok, Freepers. Here's a thread where anyone who hates Rick Perry and wouldn't vote for him for dog catcher can post their rants about why he must be destroyed. If you hate Rick Perry then here's the thread to vent your frustriations.

I ask only one thing. If you vent here, please inform your fellow freepers of who you actually support for the Nomination. If you don't support anyone else, but think that Rick Perry must be destroyed anyway, then please state that as your position.

Have at it Freepers.

[Kazan]

Perry has a fatal flaw - his support for amnesty and illegal immigration.

If it is fatal flaw, why is ahead in the polls by double digits?

And, no, he has never supported amnesty.

[RnMomof7]

Thanks PM ...

Perry is GWB lite...

they kept trying to tell us Bush was a conservative ..when he was actually moderate to liberal

Perry was a Democrat until politely being a Republican was of more benefit ..

He actually supported Gore..

He is trying to appeal to Christians with his “prayer meeting”trouble is all he showed was he thinks everyone that says they are Christian is..he had some questionable folks up on that stage

He is a phony..

Who do I support.. Christie is on my list ..

[P-Marlowe]

What is Christie’s position on Abortion?

[Sarajevo]

It makes the very best Rudesheimer coffee

I'm surprised! Not many people know of a Ruedesheimer Kaffee.

[Forest Keeper]

"Texas Governor Rick Perry distanced himself from George W. Bush by saying, 'I went to Texas A&M. He went to Yale.' In other words, his idea of instilling confidence is by saying, 'Don’t worry. I’m not as smart as George W. Bush.'" –Conan O'Brien

"Rick Perry is now the front runner. Of course they’re letting him run in front. Because he’s the one with the gun." –Stephen Colbert

"Texas governor Rick Perry has been in the race only three days, and he's already blowing away the competition like it is a trespassing coyote." -- Stephen Colbert

"Perry is an attractive candidate for many conservatives, because he wants smaller government, to cut national spending, and he knows how to fire a grenade launcher. He’s like the Sarah Palin of politics." –Jimmy Kimmel

"Rick Perry was once a Democrat. Just once, in college. He was experimenting." –Jimmy Kimmel

"It turns out that Texas Gov. Rick Perry got a D in Principles of Economics. So he can't be president, but he can get a job on President Obama's economic team." –Jay Leno

"Texas Governor Rick Perry now says his wife has been encouraging him to run for President. Remember first he told us God told him to run; now his wife is telling him to run. Of course, the big difference; if you ignore what God says you don't have to hear about it until the afterlife. That's the only difference." –Jay Leno

"Texas Gov. Rick Perry referred to the Mexican city of Juarez as the most dangerous city in America. In his defense, he probably just thought it was an American city because there were so many Mexicans there." –Jay Leno

"Gov. Rick Perry of Texas shot a coyote while he was jogging. Who carries a gun while jogging? I can barely manage my iPod. I like the idea of runners carrying guns. Think of how interesting the Boston Marathon will be." –Jimmy Kimmel

[grey_whiskers]

Well, I’m frankly not interested in your effort to get Republicans fighting each other.

You’d have, you would like to puff this up into some giant thing. The fact is, every person up here understands Obamacare is a disaster. It is a disaster procedurally. It was rammed through after they lost Teddy Kennedy’s seat in Massachusetts. It was written badly, it was never reconciled. It can’t be implemented. It is killing this economy.

And if this president had any concern for working Americans, he’d walk in Thursday night and ask us to repeal it because it’s a monstrosity. Every person up here agrees with that.

I for one, and I hope all of my friends up here, going to repudiate every effort of the news media to get Republicans to fight each other to protect Barack Obama who deserves to be defeated. And all of us are committed as a team, whoever the nominee is, we are all for defeating Barack Obama.

[mowowie]

Thanks man.
One learns something new every day.
:)

[don-o]

let the mature adults take care of it, ok?

Name five. Please.

[P-Marlowe]

I for one, and I hope all of my friends up here, going to repudiate every effort of the news media to get Republicans to fight each other to protect Barack Obama who deserves to be defeated.

JFYI, that was the point of this thread. I think it is counter productive to continue to bash the announced conservative (or relatively conservative) candidates or even the un-announced candidates.

I would post a SARAH PALIN MUST BE DESTROYED thread, but right now she hasn't indicated whether or not she is running for president, hence I don't' know if it would be "productive" to destroy her. If she's not running, then what's the point? :-)

If Bachmann or Cain or Santorum could get the media to pay attention to them, I might start a "Bachmann must be destroyed" thread, but then she's down in the polls. I think these threads are best saved for the front-runners. We must knock them down so that our favorites can climb up the ladder so someone else can knock them down.

So who are you supporting?

[jla]

Here's a thread where anyone who hates Rick Perry and wouldn't vote for him for dog catcher can post their rants about why he must be destroyed. If you hate Rick Perry then here's the thread to vent your frustrations.

Well, if that's the premise of this thread I am compelled to post as an antagonist!

For our next POTUS I support a man whom Rush Limbaugh stated was his "dream candidate".
A man whom Sarah Palin stated, "He does what is right regardless of whether it is popular. He walks the walk of a true conservative. Not every child is born into ideal circumstances, but every life is sacred, Rick Perry knows this – it is at the core of his being."
A man whom Mark Levin and Senator Jim Inhofe have attested as to his conservative bona fides.
This man is currently the governor of the great state of Texas.
This man will be the GOP nominee.
This man will rout Obama and oust him from the White House.
This man will lead in returning America back to her lofty position as economic powerhouse and beacon of liberty.

Straight shooter & authentic American,
Rick Perry

[glock rocks]

I, for one, don’t like his hair.

I’m voting for a ‘57 DeSoto.

[P-Marlowe]

Well, if that's the premise of this thread I am compelled to post as an antagonist!

Since this thread has been officially Hijacked, if you are going to break the posting rule, you have to post a relevant but clean joke or two.

President Obama has closed the Washington Monument in the aftermath of the Virginia earthquake. Barack's friend Bill Ayers will be hired for the demolition work.

***

Q. What does Barack Obama intend to do about the Washington, D.C. earthquake?

A. Blame it on George Bush.

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BHO'S TSA

Q. Why isn't TSA catching any terrorists?

A. They don't screen passengers on Air Force One.

***

Obama claims that he has a balanced budget plan. It's exactly one half smoke and one half mirrors.

***

Good News, Bad News

The good news is that Obama has finally begun drilling for oil. The bad news is that he's only drilling in our strategic oil reserve.

The good news is that Obama has finally created some jobs. The bad news is that they're all in India.

{!}

[P-Marlowe]

I’m voting for a ‘57 DeSoto.

Which one?

The one on the right, the one on the left, or the one in the middle?

[jla]

A joke...

or two...

[Revolting cat!]

[Revolting cat!]

[P-Marlowe]

[ArrogantBustard]

C’thulhu For President!!!!!!!!

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[P-Marlowe]

C’thulhu For President!!!!!!!!

He was already elected in 2008.