And now for some other random silliness...
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Yay! It’s Friday! Thanks for the Friday Silliness, Lucky9teen!
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Today’s word is.................fluctuations.
I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated.
She asked the teller, “Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?”
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, “Fluctuations.”
The Asian lady says, “Fluc you white people, too.”
Subject: Are you sure they weren’t in an Arkansas parallel dimension?
A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a mudslide.
The bartender looks at the man and says, “You ain’t from ‘round here are ya?’
“No,” replies the man, “I’m from Massachusetts.”
The bartender looks at him and says, “Well, what do ya do in Massachusetts?”
“I’m a taxidermist,” said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, “What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?”
“The man says, “I mount animals.”
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar...”It’s okay boys, he’s one of us!”
wooooooooooooooooooooooo hoooooooo TGIF
Can you give us a hint on the coffee bean man?
YAY for Fridays!!
Great News for these financially challenged times!
I found a local prostitute who charges by the inch.
Obviously, I can’t afford her, but I thought you might enjoy a cheap night out.
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A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.
‘WOW,’ the social worker exclaims, ‘are they all yours?”
‘Yep, they are all mine,’ the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.
She says, ‘Sit down Leroy.’ All the children rush to find seats.
‘Well,’ says the social worker, ‘then you must be here to sign up. I’ll need all your children’s names.’
‘Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Leroy and the girls are all named Leighroy.’
In disbelief, the case worker says, ‘Are you serious? They’re ALL named Leroy?’
Their momma replied, ‘Well, yes-it makes it easier.
When it’s time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, ‘Leroy!’
An’ when it’s time for dinner, I just yell ‘Leroy!’ An they all comes a runnin.
An’ if I need to stop the kid who’s running into the street, I just yell Leroy’ and all of them stop.
It’s the smartest idea I ever had, namin’ them all Leroy.’
The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, ‘But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?’
‘Then I call them by their last names.’
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Would this be considered vehicle harassment?
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Two Jews were stranded on a Pacific island and after a dozen years they were finally rescued.
The rescuer noticed that there were three synagogues that had been built on the island, so he said to the men:"There are only two of you here, why do you need three temples?"
"Well, one he goes to, one I go to, and one we both don't go to."
