Some things you just can't make up:
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Morris was arrested after injecting a woman seeking butt implants with a mixture of cement, super glue, mineral oil, and Fix-A-Flat tire mender.
Posted on 11/20/2011 5:32:58 AM PST by Second Amendment First
A transgender woman in South Florida faces charges of practicing cosmetic surgery without a license, after police say she injected an unwitting patient’s buttocks with a handful of unsafe substances, including tire mender Fix-A-Flat, NBC reported.
The botched butt implant sent the unidentified woman to the hospital, and landed Oneal Ron Morris, who is legally identified as a man, in cuffs.
Miami Gardens Police arrested Morris, 30, on Friday, following an investigation by the Florida Department of Health.
Sgt. William Bamford said the illegal procedure took place in May 2010, after the woman and Morris met to discuss details, according to ABC.
“They agreed on the price of $700 for the procedure, which was intended for cosmetic purposes,” he said.
The injection took place in a residential setting, where Morris shot a mix of cement, glue, mineral oil and tire sealant into the woman’s buttocks, ABC reported.
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Some things you just can't make up:
Morris was arrested after injecting a woman seeking butt implants with a mixture of cement, super glue, mineral oil, and Fix-A-Flat tire mender.
The “QUESTION”....Would Laz hit it???
ROFLMAO.....
opps......
actually... when gravity takes over and the glue fails.. the idiot shall have that ass at its heels.. and those thighs at its knees...
looks like a bad case of toothpaste tube squeeze
now That is huge and series right there folks
ROFLMAO
EL
OMG - we have all had a ROTFLSOMC moment over this at my house....
Wouldn’t it have been easier to just wear some pillows inside her pants?
I was going to pose the same question, but thought I’d wait to see how long it would take to come up.
Great.
Now I have that song in my head.
“How long it would take to come up”?
Second question for Laz?
Like Shakira says “My hips don’t lie.”
Looks like he has a defective valve stem.
Get outta my head!
This is not funny, but... Fix a Flat??? LOL!!
That is... so... wrong...
What is it with that stupid term “transgendered”. That thing is a female impersonator.
It cures her gas problem at the same time! ;-)
Seriously, who would let a person like this provide them “care”?
Someone equally deranged. Of course I could look at those tattoos and think that anyone who would allow himself to be permanently defaced by ink in such a manner wouldn't have too many qualms about fix-a-flat.
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