[RKBA Democrat]

I like. Any resolutions?

Mine:

1. Gain weight.
2. Start smoking.
3. Get the bees going. Bzzzzzzzz.
4. Spend more time on the UT.
5. Stay off the political threads and avoid the zot.
6. Find out what that strange creature is that is lurking around the UT. Kinda looks like a zombie. Hmmm...OMIGOD!! THE DEAD WALK THE EARTH!!! THE DEAD WALK THE EARTH!!! GET IT OFFF!! GET IT OFFFFFFF!!!!

(thud...gurgle)

[Tax-chick]

I’ve resolved to have a baby. (Easy plan since it’s due in a couple of weeks ;-). After that, I’ll sit around in my bathrobe a lot.

Ash (the greyhound) just got up, discovered that Anoreth left for New Jersey and Der Prinz has gone to work, and went back to her crate. Petz sure have an easy life!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Oh I see you met "The Thing That Lives Behind The Refrigerator".

Don't worry, while not exactly friendly it only eats trolls and it won't bite, just gum you a bit.

:hands RKBA a industrial sized wet-wipe:

You probably should carry some Vegemite covered twizzlers to distract him with next time.