[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Oh I see you met "The Thing That Lives Behind The Refrigerator".

Don't worry, while not exactly friendly it only eats trolls and it won't bite, just gum you a bit.

:hands RKBA a industrial sized wet-wipe:

You probably should carry some Vegemite covered twizzlers to distract him with next time.

[Tax-chick]

I thought the Thing liked old potato casserole.

The disk with Bill’s English course on it is missing. I suspect foul play.

[RKBA Democrat]

“Oh I see you met “The Thing That Lives Behind The Refrigerator”.

Yeah, I did. Does this thing have it’s shots?

What an obnoxious creature. I think it believes I’m a troll, so it keeps on hanging around as I type. That’d be OK, but it sticks a slimy tentacle in my ear every now and then. And it keeps on belching those awful burps. Makes a sewage treatment plant smell good by comparison.

Thanks for the wipe, I better order a box.