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Can Anyone Just Imagine Obama On "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader"? Uh,,Err,,Uhm,,57 States?

Posted on 12/11/2011 3:39:23 PM PST by The_Obama_Gerbil

This would be President Obama's most embarrassing 30 minutes ever. If you had the chance to be the host and ask Obama the questions, what would you ask? The left has always claimed and praised Obama for Being So Smart !!. Oh really? Obama seems to believe there are 57 states and Austrian is a language. If you could take Jeff Foxworthy's place, What difficult 5th grade questions would you ask of the Smartest President Ever?


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1 posted on 12/11/2011 3:39:31 PM PST by The_Obama_Gerbil
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o but he was THE ONE, the Second Coming of Intelligence Itself.

geeeeeeezus flippin cripes, it's a world gone mad.

2 posted on 12/11/2011 3:43:02 PM PST by the invisib1e hand (omg - obama must go!)
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To: The_Obama_Gerbil

example:
Mr President
What is the capitol of Asia?
Obama: ah,,err,,uhm,,,,,Bangcock?


3 posted on 12/11/2011 3:44:44 PM PST by The_Obama_Gerbil
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To: The_Obama_Gerbil

and to make your answers more humorous, put in Obama’s answers.


4 posted on 12/11/2011 3:46:28 PM PST by The_Obama_Gerbil
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How old is the average 5th grader?

Within 1000 miles, circle Washington D.C. on a map of the United States.

What country is Hawaii located in?


5 posted on 12/11/2011 3:46:50 PM PST by bgill (The Obama administration is staging a coup. Wake up, America, before it's too late.)
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Mr. President, what grade comes after the 5th grade?


6 posted on 12/11/2011 3:47:46 PM PST by JimmyMc
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To: The_Obama_Gerbil

here’s another:

Mr. President,,,what is the primary language spoken in Canada?

Obama, uhhh,,err,,,,French Canadian ??


7 posted on 12/11/2011 3:48:28 PM PST by The_Obama_Gerbil
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Or biden?


whoknew


8 posted on 12/11/2011 3:49:13 PM PST by FrankR (What you resist...PERSISTS!)
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To: The_Obama_Gerbil
There should be a TV show called “Are you smarter than Obama?” with pre-school students asked questions.
9 posted on 12/11/2011 3:49:37 PM PST by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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Mr Obama,,can you name the first President who claimed to have seen dead people in the audience of one of his speeches?


10 posted on 12/11/2011 3:56:43 PM PST by The_Obama_Gerbil
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Oslama said that he had visited 57 states with one more to go and that his staff wouldn’t let him visit Alaska or Hawaii.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGH02DtIws

That equals 60.

Either way, the guy is lost without his teleprompter.


11 posted on 12/11/2011 3:57:53 PM PST by waus (FUBO UFCMF, Just in case I stuttered, FUBO)
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Mr. pResident, who is Larry Sinclair?


12 posted on 12/11/2011 4:04:10 PM PST by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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Mr. President:

What U.S. State lies north of the State of Washington?
Obama: uhm,, uhh, err,,,I believe it’s South Dakota?
Jeff: Is that your final answer Mr.President?


13 posted on 12/11/2011 4:11:04 PM PST by The_Obama_Gerbil
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To: The_Obama_Gerbil

According to Valarie Jarret Zero is so far advanced in his intelligence that he can work on many different difficult issue all at the same time. The man is a dolt who has a cheering section of propaganda that follows him everywhere to convince the masses that he is of amazing intelligence that is far beyond our thinking.


14 posted on 12/11/2011 4:23:53 PM PST by ronnie raygun (V)
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If you have 3 pints of liquid in one bucket and one quart of liquid in another bucket....How many buckets do you have?


15 posted on 12/11/2011 4:27:23 PM PST by shelterguy
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To: The_Obama_Gerbil

Mr President:
Can you name at least two states within the Mainland of the United States?

Obama: Uhm,lets see, Cuba? Brazil and Guam?


16 posted on 12/11/2011 4:32:02 PM PST by The_Obama_Gerbil
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How many zeros in a trillion?


17 posted on 12/11/2011 4:44:35 PM PST by razorback-bert (Some days it's not worth chewing through the straps.)
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What was the color of Napoleon's white steed?

Uhm...aah...uh...I'm not that good with ancient history...

18 posted on 12/11/2011 4:48:41 PM PST by stormhill
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To: The_Obama_Gerbil

No one looks good on that show, not even certified NASA Scientists. I wouldn’t recommend any of our current crop of candidates compete on that show, unless they get a list of questions in advance. You do remember the $64,000.00 Questions, right?


19 posted on 12/11/2011 4:59:37 PM PST by itsahoot (Throw them all out! Especially the Frugal Socialists who call themselves Republicans.)
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To: The_Obama_Gerbil

You mean the guy who graduated with highest honors from Harvard Law School? Yeah, what a dummy!

If you’re gonna attack Obama, at least do it on his policy decisions, his personality, or something other than his obvious high intellect.


20 posted on 12/11/2011 5:43:17 PM PST by NeinNeinNein
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