Oniony pig farts legal, court rules

The Local ^ | 22 Dec 11 10:29 CET

[SuzyQue]

I guess my point is that pig farms smell awful anyway. Doesn’t seem like onions would make it better or worse.

[goseminoles]

I don’t know how kimchi farts auto corrected to lunching farts.. lol.. lunching farts doesn’t make sense unless you are Barney Frank.

[crazyhorse691]

1,500 pigs

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The only smell I think that is worse than a pig farm would be the containment pond at a chicken farm...of course they also use that heavily fertilized liquid to irrigate their corn fields.

[gov_bean_ counter]

Know what you meant. Have spent more than my share of time around pig farms. But controlling the scent of pig flatulence is just the type thing I would expect from Germans.

[gitmo]

Wouldn’t bother me. I have a bulldog.

And two teen boys.

[Hot Tabasco]

Pig fart Ping

[gov_bean_ counter]

Nothing could be worse than soccer shin guards. Those always went in the topper (nonnegotiable).

[Cowgirl of Justice]

I think that is a good name for Michelle.

Suits her.

“Is that the Oniony Pig Fart heading on another vacation?’

[Springman]

I didn't wake up this morning expecting to see an article title like this.

[John S Mosby]

How could they tell the difference from say a deutsche football team? Methane is methane, and onions are onions.

[USMCPOP]

“...Onions could still be banned as pig food, if the council proves they are responsible for the distinctive farts....”

They need to call Azz Venturi, Fart Detective.

[John S Mosby]

People who want to “live in the country” but not BE in the country-— so therefore locals MUST change. Happens all the time in the US particularly to hunters and horsepeople.

[donhunt]

Some people just like to complain, I guess.

[Rebelbase]

Masterblaster run Bartertown!

[dog breath]

There were several pig farms that got harassed by developers in my valley because the rich folks didn't like the smell of a pig farm near their fancy new houses. It seemed pretty unfair to me a family farm minding their business for generations and suddenly they are the problem because high end homes go up around them. I have nothing again beautiful homes or pig farms but it seemed that the pig farmer gets porked in such situations.

[RightGeek]

Their regular gaseous emissions are better? How could they tell?

[mikrofon]

Ich bin ein Blurred-eyeliner

[RichInOC]

Squealing at both ends. Yeah, buddy!

[RegulatorCountry]

I;m always amused by those humongous, run-together words of which the Germans are so fond. I’m sitting here trying to puzzle through just how they’d write “oniony pig farts,” lol.

Zweibel-schweinegefurzen?

[manic4organic]

Onion fart threads make me laugh ‘til I cry.