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‘Halfy’: Half-Headed Man Behind This Unbelieveable [sic] Mug Shot Explains His Injury
The Blaze ^
| February 16, 2012
| Jonathon M. Seidl
Posted on 02/20/2012 10:25:14 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
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To: wyokostur
That one came out of left field and gave me a belly laugh...thanks those kind of laughs feel good..
To: patriot08
I love the DM. Yeah...their editing is atrocious but they report on crap that none of our news outlets touch. And their pics are great.
Thx for the link P08
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posted on
02/21/2012 9:54:14 AM PST
by
Outlaw Woman
(When does the shooting start?)
To: Slings and Arrows
I wonder if using a breast implant would level out his head?
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02/21/2012 10:37:43 AM PST
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To: cardinal4
It would definitely make scratching his head more fun.
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posted on
02/21/2012 10:39:33 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
There but for the Grace of God....
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posted on
02/21/2012 10:50:39 AM PST
by
wxgesr
(I want to be the first person to surf on another planet.)
To: Kirkwood
6. Make the prosthetic look just like a Terminator skull, and ride around on buses asking if anyone knows where Sarah Connor lives, in that Ahhnold accent.
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posted on
02/21/2012 10:58:17 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(If you only think about a diet, only your brain loses weight.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Answering to the name “Halfy” and smoking what looks an awful lot like a blunt, he suggests it’s best to stay off drugs. “[I was] on drugs, I was driving, and I hit a pole, and I flew out the front window and landed on my head,” he says, turning side to side to show off a flattened skull. “That‘s why it’s no good, drinking and driving or drug — drugness and driving.No good, kids. No good.”
D'oh!
To: Daffynition
NO BONDO!
We’ll do this one from the inside.
Install hydraulic fitting, pressurize with fracking fluid.
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posted on
02/21/2012 2:03:12 PM PST
by
nascarnation
(DEFEAT BARAQ 2012 DEPORT BARAQ 2013)
To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro
I love it that I got not one, but two pings to this thread. I am clearly not living right.
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posted on
02/22/2012 7:01:44 AM PST
by
Xenalyte
(I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I shall defend to the death your right to stick it.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Halfy frees a genie from a bottle and is given one wish. He asks to get laid.
The genie says “Sorry, but I can’t grant such a carnal wish - try again.”
Halfy then says: “How ‘bout just a little head?”
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posted on
02/22/2012 7:12:51 AM PST
by
freedomlover
(Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
To: Xenalyte; martin_fierro
One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us...
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posted on
02/22/2012 10:26:55 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: freedomlover
I laughed. I’m ashamed, but I laughed.
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posted on
02/22/2012 10:32:04 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Xenalyte; Slings and Arrows
I love it that I got not one, but two pings to this thread. I am clearly not living right. I have half a mind to disagree.
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