Man Stabbed for Mistaking Harmonicas for Tacos

Miami New Times ^ | Wed., Feb. 29 2012 | Kyle Munzenrieder

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

"Bubba Clinton played the Whoremonica and nobody stabbed him."

That's funny.... I thought Whoremonica played him.

[mardi59]

That’s funny.... I thought Whoremonica played him./

No, she played the flute.

[tumblindice]

My Hohner Marine Band ... cold dead fingers.

[Twotone]

23 posts & no comment on the really bad writing in this article. Someone needs to go back to journalism school.

[xrmusn]

Doesn’t everybody keep a bag of harmonicas in their car?

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Actually, if I am to ride with you, I would much prefer your carrying a bag of harmonicas for a year or so as to your having carryied a bag of tacos for the same period.

[Slings and Arrows]

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[JRios1968]

Since Bubba and whoreMonica I have developed an aversion to blue dresses.

Me too, but I get in trouble for asking college-age girls to take them off.

[mardi59]

LOL

I’m female so I don’t ask. I just don’t want the reminder. YUCK!

[Fishtalk]

23 posts & no comment on the really bad writing in this article

Dear Lord you are so right about that. I can't imagine an editor didn't send that back for a complete re-write.

He gets all involved as to why the bag of "harmonics" were in the car to begin with and brings up other "crimes" at Taco Bell recently that had nothing to do with this story.

You can't make it up.

[Larry Lucido]

I mistook a habanero for a harmonica and boy did my lips burn!

[dayglored]

I saw the "WTFlorida" in the article, and when I went to the article itself via the top link, I saw a "WTF Florida" title link, which took me here:

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/wtf_florida/

where I found the following headlines (I AM NOT MAKING THESE UP!!):

• Man Stabbed for Mistaking Harmonicas for Tacos
• Florida Drunk Driver Wearing a Butt Plug Rear Ends Car
• Miami Beach Man Tasered After Refusing to Pay For His Steak and Beer
• Florida School Promotes Literacy with Misspelled Sign
• Armed Robber Drops His Gun, Returns To Buy It Back From Victims For $40
• Florida Man Bites Police Car, Causes $600 in Damage To Paint Job
• Florida Man Arrested for Masturbating at the Beach and Making Animal Sounds

That's quite enough... there are lots more... But that last one included this:

Lee County Deputies had received multiple reports of a man reportedly trying to lure woman and children to him by making animal noises. Once he got their attention he whipped out his animalhood and begin masturbating. Flores had reportedly even been hiding in bushes and sneaking around outside public beach showers while making the noises.

No, it wasn't the same guy as with the butt plug.

There's enough material there for a week's worth of silly threads!

[ApplegateRanch]

If you blow one instrument, you can blow thm all.

[martin_fierro]

OLVÍDELO, JAKE

ES FLORIDA

[Slings and Arrows]

I second Martin’s vote.

Florida: America’s Diseased Appendix

[dayglored]

> I second Martin’s vote. Florida: America’s Diseased Appendix

"...And THAT'S the TRUTH!"

[a fool in paradise]

And now he’s got the blues

[Revolting cat!]

Just proof that Taco’s make you crazy.

I tell ya, that misplacement of apostrophes make me crazy!

[Revolting cat!]

Is that a harmonica in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

[Revolting cat!]