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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^
| April 2, 2012
| The Smoking Gun
Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: Monkey Face
1,081
posted on
04/29/2012 9:31:08 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
To: Monkey Face
You have a bright future at the DMV...
1,082
posted on
04/29/2012 9:32:55 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1195 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
To: stephenjohnbanker
Like *snort* only quieter!
1,083
posted on
04/29/2012 9:33:06 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
To: stephenjohnbanker
Hagar the Horrible’s dog...
1,084
posted on
04/29/2012 9:34:18 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1195 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...])
To: null and void
:running very fast: GAAAAAHHHHHH!!
1,085
posted on
04/29/2012 9:34:55 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
To: null and void
1,086
posted on
04/29/2012 9:36:10 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
To: stephenjohnbanker; null and void
Hagar just hates going out for Chinese.
1,087
posted on
04/29/2012 9:38:49 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
To: Monkey Face; null and void; Scoutmaster
The nurse filling out paperwork after my latest delivery said she was surprised at typing in a normal, English name. She kept asking if we were doing anything “different” with “Kathleen Amelia”: “Standard spelling? Are you sure?”
I wanted it to be Asuncion instead of Amelia, but DP overruled me. Probably for the best.
1,088
posted on
04/29/2012 9:56:14 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
To: Monkey Face
Jane-Elizabeth was born Dec 10, 1977. Already 10 years old!My heart's about four degrees warmer (Kelvin) after that story.
1,089
posted on
04/29/2012 10:05:55 AM PDT
by
Scoutmaster
(You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
To: null and void
How about spelling D'Hy-PhenLove it. The only thing it's missing - in homage to Tom Lehrer - is a silent '5'. D'Hy-P5hen.
1,090
posted on
04/29/2012 10:08:38 AM PDT
by
Scoutmaster
(You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
To: Tax-chick
At the very least you could have brightened her day by breaking it into “Kath Leena Melia.”
1,091
posted on
04/29/2012 10:10:04 AM PDT
by
Scoutmaster
(You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
To: Tax-chick
If I had October 2002 to do over again . . .You newbies are always whining.
1,092
posted on
04/29/2012 10:14:16 AM PDT
by
Scoutmaster
(You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
To: Scoutmaster
1,093
posted on
04/29/2012 10:15:36 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1195 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still...])
To: Scoutmaster
1,094
posted on
04/29/2012 10:16:38 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
To: Scoutmaster
Thanks!
She’s tiny, blonde and blue eyed. And I got to choose her!
<3
1,095
posted on
04/29/2012 10:33:20 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
To: null and void
Hen3ry the 3 was silentYep. But because Hen3ry had the '3', I gave D'Hy-P5hen the '5'. Johnny Bench isn't using it any longer.
1,096
posted on
04/29/2012 10:35:52 AM PDT
by
Scoutmaster
(You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
To: Scoutmaster
1,097
posted on
04/29/2012 10:37:01 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1195 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still...])
To: Tax-chick
Ohwow. An American baby with English names. In this countory? Whodathunkit?
1,098
posted on
04/29/2012 10:40:00 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
To: null and void
As you see, it was as . . . ummmm . . . ‘rational and well thought-out’ as anything else I do or say. I’d buy a raccoon but John already has one.
1,099
posted on
04/29/2012 10:40:55 AM PDT
by
Scoutmaster
(You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
To: Monkey Face
countory? = country My fingers are a little stiff. :blush:
1,100
posted on
04/29/2012 10:42:47 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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