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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^
| April 2, 2012
| The Smoking Gun
Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: Scoutmaster
How about a possum?
Pick one,
pick them all...
1,101
posted on
04/29/2012 10:45:12 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1195 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still...])
To: Tax-chick; HKMk23
Busdaddy is at the track today. He entered the PSCA/NHRA Nationals this weekend. I would be with him, but I need a travel cage for The Stig, as I can’t leave him for more than one night.
Since Busdaddy went back today, it is definite that he was not eliminated yesterday after three runs. I think the prize is close to $2000. I’m awaiting word from him. This is the first time he has raced since his surgery in October of 2010, and he was apprehensive.
I spent Friday helping him get the trailer and car ready. When he drove the car out of the garage, a bunch of neighbors came out to ogle it. They had only seen it in the garage, and usually without the front end, while BD was working on the engine. I helped him put on the front end, (fiberglass) and the Mean Scoop and folks wanted to know if it was the same car that had been in the garage!
(The Mean Scoop had been on his Mum’s bed, and the Benign Scoop is on the guest bed.) ;o]
1,102
posted on
04/29/2012 10:53:12 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
To: Monkey Face
Good luck to Busdaddy and Car!
1,103
posted on
04/29/2012 11:00:01 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
To: Tax-chick
He’s been pretty tired, but once that racing gets into one’s blood, it’s hard to leave it alone. It’s actually the only vice he has...non-drinker, non-smoker, non-druggie.
I’m glad to see him do it because it means he is no longer fixated on his life-span post surgery. He thought his days were numbered, but I tried to encourage him to set some goals, both short- and long-term. He HAS!!!
1,104
posted on
04/29/2012 11:05:14 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
To: Tax-chick
Ohyah...the car is “Lucille!”
1,105
posted on
04/29/2012 11:05:59 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
To: Tax-chick
Re: tagline
What? No dashes, hyphens or apostrophes?
1,106
posted on
04/29/2012 11:06:57 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
To: Monkey Face
No, they can get those at Punc-mart.
1,107
posted on
04/29/2012 11:10:25 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
To: Tax-chick
1,108
posted on
04/29/2012 11:13:13 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
To: Monkey Face
They couldn’t compete on price or selection.
Time for Kathleen’s bath.
1,109
posted on
04/29/2012 11:42:36 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Your bulk-rate supplier of colons and semicolons!)
To: null and void
Those possums look a lot like the kittens the little girl was giving away outside REI yesterday.
In hindsight, I should perhaps have adopted only one of them. Sharp teefies, Muffy, Snowball, and Captain Noodleface of the Noodleface Experience have.
1,110
posted on
04/29/2012 11:50:40 AM PDT
by
Scoutmaster
(You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
To: Scoutmaster
1,111
posted on
04/29/2012 12:30:04 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
To: NicknamedBob
1,112
posted on
04/29/2012 12:39:55 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
To: Scoutmaster
How do you get a Captain Noodleface from a baby kitteh?
Are you composing charts, graphs and scales again?
1,113
posted on
04/29/2012 12:42:05 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
To: Monkey Face
"Got any 1’s?" I've got a whole bin full.
1,114
posted on
04/29/2012 1:08:36 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
To: NicknamedBob
1,115
posted on
04/29/2012 1:09:36 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
To: Monkey Face
I cheated a little when I posted that. I counted up to fifteen on the fingers of one hand.
1,116
posted on
04/29/2012 1:40:52 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
To: NicknamedBob
DOGGIES!
I’m so sorry you had to do that.
1,117
posted on
04/29/2012 1:49:13 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
To: Monkey Face
It was handy.
I keep it around for such reasons.
1,118
posted on
04/29/2012 2:00:52 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
To: NicknamedBob
Handy is as handy does...
1,119
posted on
04/29/2012 2:03:59 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
To: NicknamedBob
1,120
posted on
04/29/2012 2:12:44 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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