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Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonalds. The cop added, I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.
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Which herbs will you try (to grow)?
That’s the same guy?
Herb Albert trumpet player
Herb Tarlek (Herbert Ruggles Tarlek Jr.)WKRP sitcom
Herb Brooks all Canadians know about hockey players. Right?
There are three herbs in the herb garden.
If it’s any consolation, the story that I wrote about a future society was not based upon any kind of socialism.
Although they had the advantages of fusion power, and a relatively unchallenging world to conquer, they were capitalists in their economic policies, perhaps even taking buying and selling to a bit of an extreme.
Socialism would work in a society where everyone was perfect.
I don’t look good in white.
A durabarrel looks like a half-barrel oak thingie but it’s made of recycled plastic stuff (made in the 90’s). Reputed to last >20 years. Ours have held up well. Somehow, I think plastic buckets would do as well. The durabarrels are more aesthetically pleasant.
“Fewer catz cover more bedz than lotsa dogs.” Are you certain? Our dogs are uzis (oozies?). They ooze all over the place and spread infinitesimally.
Even if people were morally perfect, our limited knowledge would make a functioning socialist polity bigger than a few dozen people impossible.
The site also had some in blue.
I wear too much blue.
I have new blouses in Orchid and Lavender.
Cheated death again ... Tom drove to Walmart and back. Is it Five O’clock Somewhere yet?
That will require some deep thinking, and I only do deep thinking on alternate Tuesdays.
Looking at cilantro and basil off the top of my heard but no dill. Repeat: no dill. There is no dill permitted in the SM tent.
That feeling is familiar. Sometimes, it takes so much effort to get out of bed that I have to take a nap.
Parsley is very high in Vitamin C, and dragons like it.
That happens to Bill, too.
What IS permitted in the SM tent? Whips? Chains? Handcuffs?
We have some dust blowing up from AZ this moring. I smelled it last night, strong enough to wake me up. No doubt I will cough a lot in the next few days. Ugh.
Bill agrees that he should be an object of sympathy ;-). But his hair is perfect ...
Back from Walmart, scared out of a couple of years’ growth. Now I need to get some sunscreen on and go for my run, before Fat Baby is hungry again.
Ash was limping the last few days, but she seems much better today. She scampered around the yard a bit, and then persuaded Frank to share his breakfast.
Bill has no “bed hair?” I wake with a Mohawk hairdo every morning.
Frank has always been a soft touch where Ash is concerned.
Maybe Ash has a little arthritis?
Glad you’re intact, T-c.
Crowbar stays in the yard while I garden this A.M. Dog pack in neighborhood last night and a Yorkie is missing. Can’t remember where my holster is so will keep pitchfork handy.
Consider this my “Yes, as a matter of fact I AM still among the living” announcement.
Waiting for escrow to close so we can start making mods to FIL’s new house [wider interior doors in his apartment, ADA bathroom will roll-in shower, add bedroom and kitchenette], and begin moving our stuff to the main house, doing home repair in prep to rent out our place [looks like a missionary family on furlough might take it for a year or so], getting rid o as much stuff as possible in prep for move, raising eight chickens [including a black rooster that is developing teal highlights on his plumage and looks like it will really turn into a gorgeous bird], dealing with FIL’s ongoing drama [estranged wife finally moved out of his house so he’s back home to find that his brand-new Benelli shotgun, and trusty Savage 30-06/20ga over-under aren’t in the safe where he’d left them so filed a report with local Law who say he’ll probably never see them again though I’m pretty sure I know who has them, compensation will be taken out of said wife’s monthly check in any event, meanwhile FIL left on a short-notice trip to visit a terminally ill brother in Utah], work contract extended to April 2013 [Woo-Hoo!!], back to driving the ‘97 Chevy “War Machine” [it’ll clock over 300k miles sometime in the middle of next week] while the 2000 LeSabre gets about $1500 in body/mechanical work done, dropping a few bucks into the wife’s Aerostar, helping #1 Son gear up to go to prom with a girl he knows from his theater troupe [promoting honorable BOUNDARIES and the value of being able to look back without any regrets], keeping sibling rivalries and internecine warfare to a dull roar, ...
...in all, just been sorta chillin’.
Howdy. 70 yesterday we are for sure a month ahead in weather for us. Face I hope all went well for you at dr’s.
I do a lot of that, too. And speaking of #1 Sons, mine was supposed to go running, but I'll bet he's still in bed with his computer.
WOW, HK...I got tired just reading all of that! Multiply it by a few thousand kids, and it makes mah tard ake, fershure.
It sounds as if you are enjoying every minute of the challenges that beset you. I pray for you and your family, as I do for the rest of my favorite FReepers.
Keep the Faith and remember that God knows your needs and will provide for you...as long as you ask! He is a VERY Loving Father!
I didn’t make it to the doctor. It is a two-hour bus ride, and I woke up too late. I rescheduled it for June 1.
I got news of my 50th Class reunion this week... “They” want us to tell about our lives since Graduation. Since I have moved so many times, I have decided the name of my “history since high school” is to be “My Life Since High School: A Truly Moving Experience”
At this point, I have moved about 80 times. Life is exciting!
It could be worse. Being in bed with a computer is much better than other alternatives...
Hottie: Two cups is not enough for all that!
80 times, well you are a pro now!
I hope all goes well for you June 1.
Yes life is exciting. I used to travel all over when I was a kid. Orient, Europe. Dad was in Military then worked for airlines later on.
Say Hi to Stig!
50th HS reunion? Where is it and will you go?
It is in Payson UT, and if I can find the money, I will definitely attend. It’s Labor Day Weekend.
It’s fun looking younger than the old hens I went to school with!
Of course, if I can’t make it, it will all be moot. The guys remember me. The wimmins, not so much! LOL!
I use an old Indian recipe that's good for what ails ya.
Apottoma coffee will let them see the whites of your eyes.
I’m off to Cub Scouts. If I don’t come back, tell everyone I went down fighting.
Tax-chick went down fighting.
Thanks Bob. We’ll send kittehs in her honor.
Thanks Bob. We’ll send kittehs in her honor.
Oooops! never mind, Bob. Looks like she brought her own...
A memorial bouquet of kitteh.
I was slightly incapacitated this morning because the keyboard needed new batteries and we didn’t have any. I got some on the trip to Great Clips to get Pat, James, and Vlad clipped. Now they all look tidy. I may need to get James a decent pair of shoes before his First Communion tomorrow; they’re supposed to be searching for some that fit him.
Sally’s glasses are in, Kathleen is hungry again, and we have two extra byos coming over later. Carry on.
Nay, nay. Guitars and other stringed instruments. Music. Guacamole. Books. Dogs. Books. Things Texas. Dreams of redheaded women (don't tell She Reigns about that).
You're in luck, there are some smokin' hot red-headed FReeper women out there...
Too late, I pinged three for you...
That’s awful not having batteries.
James is ready for First Communion? My, how time flies!
Today, with luck, I will get started on my little blurb for the reunion.
How fun will that be? ;o]
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