Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

[trailhkr1]

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

[Tax-chick]

He couldn’t get his adult driver’s license that would let him drive after 9:00 p.m., because the DMV was closed. I assume we’ll be seeing him at home before 9:00 tonight.

[Tax-chick]

That was an accident.

[NicknamedBob]

"That’s OK. I completed it in my mind."

It's funny how sometimes people know what you're thinking before you even say it.

You guys know me too well.

[ThomasThomas]

I am in the stage of my third 2nd childhood that believes naps or for little kids and babies not big kids like me who get to stay up late and play with the lego and write run on sentence with a clear conscience.

[NicknamedBob]

"... to stay up late and play with the lego and write run on sentence with a clear conscience."

My clone will stay up with you and suggest bad ideas.

[Silentgypsy]

In that case, you’re a better man than I.

[Silentgypsy]

Oh, my stars! Another hugh lol! I’m losing track. What a great day this is!

My most-recent-before-this lol involved a picture of Van Jones looking completely series and blaming the Koch brothers for Trayvon’s shooting. When things like that crack me up, you *know* the situation exceeds “beyond ridiculous.”

[NicknamedBob]

"I’m losing track. What a great day this is!"

I try to fill my days with moments like that. I don't laugh out loud very often, but I smile a lot.

I look very suspicious.

[stephenjohnbanker]

” I look very suspicious.”

I believe you!

[Silentgypsy]

I must be picking up subliminal messages that indicate an upturn in the economic and/or political situations. Or maybe the sugar high from the volunteer fire department fish fry peanut butter cake.

[NicknamedBob]

I’m getting ready to boost the economy.

My family wants to take me shopping.

[Silentgypsy]

Have fun!

[stephenjohnbanker]

Shop the bargains!

[Tax-chick]

I’d be in bed now if the baby would fall asleep.

[stephenjohnbanker]

: )

[Tax-chick]

She’s been staying up until midnight. I don’t like this.

[stephenjohnbanker]

That is too doggone late.....and you rise early to boot!

[Tax-chick]

We’re sleeping a little later in the mornings, but this leads to complications when the little boys are awake and unsupervised. Pat, the young physicist, gets bad ideas about experiments.

[stephenjohnbanker]

” Pat, the young physicist, gets bad ideas about experiments.”

Dark’s influence, no doubt : )

[ThomasThomas]

I paid $39.72 for my groceries with savings of $45.35 so the total would be $85.07 with out my annoying card. 54% saving from the over priced union store. The closest Wallymart or discount store is 5 miles away. The over priced store is less than a 1/2 mile round trip. I also find store over 100,000 sq ft intimidating.