Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
(Excerpt) Read more at thesmokinggun.com ...
I’m so glad I had DOS classes! Although I’ve forgotten a lot, I still have my hot key notes and “shorthand” if I’m in a pinch.
If my comprehension and cognition are compromised, I ask for help, IF I realize what’s going on. Some days, I don’t. Those are the days I close the computer, turn my electric mattress pad up to high, assume the fetal position and suck my thumb in the dark, while playing with a “softie” — silky piece of lingerie.
Hmmm. The same thing I do...
Twins, we are...
Mine would look like Bill, Tom, Pat, James, Vlad, and Frank! And like Kathleen, since only the pink clothes provide a clue to the sex of the bald baby.
Poor Bill is off to an afternoon of lifeguarding with his massive sunburn. Kathleen and I had a fine time at the Spanish Mass. There were two baptisms and four first communions, and cake afterward. I need to find out who made the cake, because I want one just like it for Bill's Eagle Scout celebration. DP and Tom have gone to get the van's oil changed and put air in the tires.
Welcome home TC.
I have been trying ~not~ to get poison ivy today.
Re the link, I’ll be happy no matter where we move in June.
“And of course they’ll find Sharky with a sign saying “It was Darksheare’s fault/his coffee” to pin the blame on me.”
At least they might be able to read the sign.
That thread certainly is thematic! It lacks the nudity and musical extravaganza of the Miami “urban weekend” thread, though.
Maybe we can take a vote next Thursday, unless an obvious consensus favorite has emerged.
Bill will survive! He just needs to learn “moderation in all things!”
Some cakes have really cool names and spread through the ‘Net like wildfire! Let me know if you get the recipe!
He said he wore sunscreen yesterday, but they were on the beach all the daylight hours. I saw his back, but didn’t know his legs were also burned until he told me he couldn’t wear long pants to church.
I plan to order a cake “just like that one” from the person who made it, rather than attempting to make such a thing myself. One of the ladies in our congregation is a caterer, and another family has a Central American bakery business. I heard Rosa, the caterer, telling Father Gary where the cake came from, but I didn’t catch the details. I’ll ask her next week.
We Be Cakes..
I empathize with Bill. The last day of my sophomore year in High school, we went to a local amusement park called “Lagoon.” The entire day, I had no sun screen (who thought of that “back then?”) but I enjoyed myself immensely.
Until I got home. I had to take a cool soda bath to ease the burn, and slept naked for the first time in my life! Doggies! Was it worth it, almost 60 years later? NO! I still recall the pain!
Latino pastry items are really quite awesome!!
We be FUN!
*smooch*
: )
It’s been so cold here the last few days...I had to dig out my Long Johns!!!
That IS cold!
I didn’t know you had poison ivy in Canada. None of us has it right now, but I’m sure there will be multiple incidents through the summer. Warm winter, wet spring ... it’s flourishing!
I once got burned on my scalp where my hair was parted. It flaked like a lizard shedding!
Don't you know you're supposed to keep your parts covered when you're out in public?
“Don’t you know you’re supposed to keep your parts covered when you’re out in public? “
But what if you are selling auto parts ?
Nobody could see em!
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