Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
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Well, necessarily, that would be derivative, which I am reluctant to do. After all, in all the world, there is no one uniquer than I.
But also, no one close to me is a country music lover, so we know there is no potential for a song like that.
“no one close to me is a country music lover, so we know there is no potential for a song like that. “ Unless, of course, you’re willing to expand your horizons/client base/audience.
You don’t understand. I checked with my wife.
She ain’t a country music lover.
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See? No song potential there.
Howdy, nice quiet week UNTIL my dog yesterday took a deer hide out of my next door neighbors shed!!!!
My neighbor was real nice about it and he likes Fredd. When I got Fredd a year ago this coming week he took the seat covers (which were hide) off of his front porch and drug them over here. He had also taken a Moose paddle and 2 sets of deer antlers from neighbors.
The Moose paddle I still have and haven’t been able to return to owner (they don’t come in much) The deer antlers belonged to my next door neighbor and he was nice about that as well.
Yesterday I walked outside to check up on things and saw a drag mark in the snow, went to check it out and Fredd had the hide in his mouth. Well I gave him “what fer” and confronted my neighbor.
Now that I have had a night to sleep on it I went over again to neighbor and talked. He said he enjoyed Fredd and not to worry about it. He did tell me yesterday to throw away the hide. It was a nice deer hide he shot this last season and was going to fix for a mount.
that hide was huge and wonder if Fredd was going to try to eat it all up at one sitting?!!!
The temps tomorrow are supposed to get to 68! we still have 4ft of snow and will until May or June. A neighbor said they saw Robins in town, I know they are in at the lower elevations here a bit to soon I think. Yet when they show up it is a sign spring is here officially.
Haven’t been reading much lately Face. Other than that MLB is here.....Yeah!
Ya’all have a nice safe day and Easter!
Do you know why I love reptiles? It’s because they don’t play guitars!
Wow. That's practically Greenlandish!
Ash doesn't bring home pieces of other people's dead stuff, fortunately.
From the sounds of it, Fredd has kept you a little too busy to read! LOL!
We’re supposed to have 83 for tomorrow, but it was 39 when I got up this morning. At least it is clear and there is no wind!
I had almost forgotten what it was like to see deer prints in the garden and deer bones and/or hides on the lawn. Thanks for the reminder!
I hope you’re feeling ok. My prayers are with you!
Tipping cows wasn’t funny until I saw “Cars,” the “cows” were tractors. Ohyah! THAT was funny.
I’m hoping to feel good enough to go to church tomorrow. I hate missing it.
I remember that - I lol’d. Off to feed baby again (last effort produced a spew ;-(, and then practice tomorrow’s music. It’s been weird going to services in English the last few days!
That’s your natural canine behavior! Ash is a very refined, overbred sort ;-).
If I hadn’t packed that movie, I would watch it again. I don’t have “Cars 2” but with luck I’ll get it for my birthday/Mother’s day, since my kids so like to combine them. I can’t decide if they are frugal or just dense.
ohwell.
Hockeybughow used to have a problem with spewing. Nervous stomach. When mom was upset, baby would spew. I hated his dad for that. But that’s a long ago story and far away.
These days, I just have to worry about his diabetes. Dang. He’s making no effort to lose weight, because his wife likes him the way he is. I called and told him the end results of diabetes and also told him I was never going to bring up the subject again.
Lets hope he recalls his days of hypoglycemia...
Thanks for the Fredd update, CO! Grandson #1 is asking about Crowbar pix, so I’m going to put batteries in the camera and see what happens.
A happy and safe Easter to you and yours, and to all the UTers!
Mrs. Don-o got very good results from a type of gastric bypass. Maybe she can share some details with you!
Oh. OK, now I understand.
On second thought, she might change her mind if she listens to a rollicking rendition of, “Bubba Shot the Jukebox Last Night.”
Good luck with the photos of Crowbar!
Hopefully, we can post one of him with the daffodils (as long as he refrains from hiking his leg *sigh*).... :)
” “Oh, c’mon, whip out a few verses. Just remember to include a pickup truck, jail, the flag, your mom, alcohol, heartbreak, a train....”
add one dog
Great! Here is to him not hiking his leg!
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