Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
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It was 80 when I got up this morning. :o])
How are you feeling these days? Does the weather affect you much?
I think I saw the key in the junk drawer in the kitchen...
Hiya good to see you posting, I sure hope your health is way better...
Yeah the weather this time of year knocks me out. I would think with snow it would be worse, but it isn’t. Swelling and some pain this time of the year.
I’m doing good, thanks.
Maybe the heat and humidity have more to do with the swelling and pain than the cold. Sometimes, people respond to cold packs, and some respond to moist heat. I imagine everyone is different in that respect.
Anyway, rest when you need to!
*HUG*
;) Hows stig?
He’s happy. He’s beginning to molt again, so he’s a little subdued, but he is good.
Thanks for asking.
puffball mushrooms
What didja do with them?
At my house, the key would be in somebody’s pants pocket.
Saute’d them in butter and garlic then added them to veggies and spaghetti.
The first half of June was very pleasant, but the heat has hit in the last week. It was absolutely sweltering at the swim meet Thursday night.
Family is fine. Kathleen can roll over, Tom is on a rafting trip, Bill’s working lots of hours as a life guard, and we have only one more full week of swim team. It’s a great activity, but the schedule is punishing, probably because the host locations want to have their pools more available for general use in July and August.
Sometimes the key is in my pocket or purse, but then someone finds it and unlocks the tv again. It’s on the Las Vegas Lucky Penny key-ring ‘Face gave us, so she should have a psychic connection with it. Focus, focus ...
The junk drawer suffered a loss of atomic union and is now just an empty space in the cabinetry, so it can’t be there. I thought Tom might have taken it upstairs, so I cleaned up his dresser (in his absence) and learned that his story about needing more t-shirts is a total fabrication, forgive the pun. He has even more than I thought! I copped the new swim team shirt he hasn’t used, and there are several in medium that the girls or I can use.
DP picked some serrano peppers this morning. They’re supposed to be very hot, but you never know with our garden. I had the eggplant and an Anaheim chili with eggs yesterday, and then I put the banana pepper and the remaining Anaheim in the Alarming Election Chili for supper. (A.E.C. traditionally has an extra, “Hey, let’s use this!” ingredient or two.)
I found a Chuck Norris t-shirt. You want it? If you tell us where you live, I’ll mail it to you. If you don’t, I’ll tell USAA your car is in New Jersey!
Whoa!
It sounds like the key needs a special hook of its own somewhere out of sight of wandering eyes. Maybe one of those retractable lanyards that are so popular for IDs.
How about Kathleen’s room an out of the way place. Like a drawer or corner, or even a closet rod?
Afternoon all. Don’t know for certain yet have heard it is not polite to use a US Male.
I managed to take the garbage out and clean up some clutter in the kitchen, but I still have to do the floor and the dishes, and then see what I can get done in here. Hahahahah!
I gave The Stig a sprig of millet when I cleaned his cage this morning and he is SOOO happy!! The little porker will put most of it away today, I’m sure! LOL!
I’d rather have a US Male than a foreign male. ;o]
A good plan. Does this mean one should use a US Male? Oh what the heck ... US Males like it.
Chuck Norris is a US male. He’s from Oklahoma.
What I would do with the key in a hypothetical situation doesn’t matter if I can’t find it in the first place. I suppose I could lock the cabinet without knowing where the key is ... that would get searchers motivated!
LOL ... may the key be found.
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