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MEASURING COW FARTS (Methane in cow farts)
Canadian Free Press ^ | 4/22/2012 | Alan Caruba

Posted on 04/22/2012 6:05:18 AM PDT by IbJensen

This is an example of how stupid the entire cult of environmentalism is. Some “scientists” measured the amount of methane in cow farts by way of saving the Earth from something or other. If you look closely at virtually everything environmentalists say about any subject, you will conclude that it closely resembles cow farts.

Alan Caruba, Earth Day 2012

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KEYWORDS: cowfarts; decimategovt; evilobomaregime; govtoutofcontrol
Place doors on Congressional cloak rooms and pipe the methane created into large tanker trucks. From Congress to your auto's fuel tank.
1 posted on 04/22/2012 6:05:22 AM PDT by IbJensen
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To: IbJensen

As far as I know , every mammal farts.

Why pick on the cows?


2 posted on 04/22/2012 6:07:26 AM PDT by Venturer
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To: Venturer

If they were truly worried about methane they would ban the chimichanga.


3 posted on 04/22/2012 6:13:56 AM PDT by Dusty Road
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To: IbJensen
The whole objective here is to control and limit food supply. If it's not an actual stated objective, at the very least it will be an unintended consequence. Given the growth in population and the development of growing nations, we need more cows, not less. The whole scam of CO2 in the atmosphere is completely discredited nonsense having nothing to do with science so much as the apocalyptic wet dreams of a few insane, socialist control freaks.

People attempting to broach the subject should be verbally tarred and feathered. People who act on it, depriving starving children of yet another potential life saving source of nourishment, deserve a far worse fate.

4 posted on 04/22/2012 6:14:31 AM PDT by Caipirabob (I say we take off and Newt the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure...)
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To: IbJensen

I guess numerical quantification would be farts per million.


5 posted on 04/22/2012 6:21:50 AM PDT by catfish1957 (My dream for hope and change is to see the punk POTUS in prison for treason)
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To: Caipirabob

The goal is so damned transparent that even a high school sophomore should be able to understand the evil machinations that goes on with ANY government program.

This is cartoonish bafoonism at its apex.


6 posted on 04/22/2012 6:23:20 AM PDT by IbJensen (We now have a government requiring citizens prove they are insured but not that they are citizens.)
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To: IbJensen

I thought cattle don’t fart...they belch, that’s why they can bloat easily.


7 posted on 04/22/2012 6:23:57 AM PDT by wyokostur
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To: IbJensen

These are the same fools that chastise us for nearly exterminating the buffulo.


8 posted on 04/22/2012 6:30:34 AM PDT by CrazyIvan (Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receipt.)
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To: wyokostur

I’ve been in both barns and state fairs. I have seen, heard, and smelled cow farts. They will knock you for a loop. Cow farts makes kids giggle. (Hey...if you’re in a cattle show at a state fair, and a cow lets one fly near MY kids, they giggle. I’ll giggle too...although Mommy thinks it’s disgusting.)


9 posted on 04/22/2012 6:31:28 AM PDT by hoagy62 ("Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered..."-Thomas Paine. 1776)
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To: IbJensen
In honor of the cow.

Distant Hills

The distant hills call to me.

Their rolling waves seduce my heart.

Oh how I want to graze in their lush valleys.

Oh how I want to run down their green slopes.

Alas I cannot.

Damn the electric fence.

Damn the electric fence.




-Gary Larson.
10 posted on 04/22/2012 6:35:52 AM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: IbJensen
It's a rare occasion that I get to use this picture.

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11 posted on 04/22/2012 6:41:37 AM PDT by digger48
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To: IbJensen

,,,,if these scientist are so brilliant why can’t they get the cows to burp avoiding the fart altogether . Surely they can produce an anti-farting solution , feed or drug . I say work on it ,,, get er done !!!


12 posted on 04/22/2012 6:44:36 AM PDT by Lionheartusa1 (-: Socialism is the equal distribution of misery :-)
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To: IbJensen
Absolutely! The greatest glimmer of hope we do have is the growing number of people who openly reject this nonsense. If romney or obama win in November, that could be a major setback, but given the current facts, it is very easy completely shame the “warmies” over their sheer idiocy under the weight of overwhelming facts contrary to their mindless, mouth frothing ravings of global catastrophe.
13 posted on 04/22/2012 6:47:58 AM PDT by Caipirabob (I say we take off and Newt the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure...)
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To: IbJensen

I am following the advice of some comedian I heard awhile back. I am doing my part to get rid of the cow problem by eating them one cow at a time. No comes the hard part. I’ve now got to choose, strip steaks or burgers.....


14 posted on 04/22/2012 6:58:07 AM PDT by Dutch Boy
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To: IbJensen

There were over 30 million buffalo roaming North America for far more than a few thousand years. I guess buffalo don’t fart....


15 posted on 04/22/2012 6:59:33 AM PDT by dewawi
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To: IbJensen

Cows don’t have much fun as it is, don’t ask them to give up farting.


16 posted on 04/22/2012 7:30:53 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER; Dusty Road

LOL! Those posts brought a big smile to my Sunday morning!


17 posted on 04/22/2012 7:35:07 AM PDT by Krankor
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To: Krankor
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18 posted on 04/22/2012 7:38:04 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: Venturer

From what I’ve read cows burp more methane than they fart.


19 posted on 04/22/2012 7:39:08 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: cripplecreek

The beauty of this brought tears to my eyes.
Cow poetry is udderly beautiful.


20 posted on 04/22/2012 7:50:01 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: dewawi

Actually, they do. The indians try to convince you that they were great trackers, but they weren’t.

“Where buffalo at today, Leaping Weasel?”

Sniffsniffsniff

“I’d say they’re to the North and, whew, they got into the wild onions again!”


21 posted on 04/22/2012 7:55:24 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: IbJensen

Doesn’t vegetation give off exactly the same amount of methane whether it is digested or rots? The Great Plains had 6’ high (and taller) grasses covering it before evil, modern civilization arrived.


22 posted on 04/22/2012 8:00:23 AM PDT by SampleMan (Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
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All contributions are for the Current Quarter Expenses.


23 posted on 04/22/2012 8:16:02 AM PDT by RedMDer (https://support.woundedwarriorproject.org/default.aspx?tsid=93)
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To: Venturer

Once a cow farts enough that it’s next fart will endanger humanity I say we eat it!


24 posted on 04/22/2012 8:34:40 AM PDT by rfreedom4u (Just because someone thinks it's a good idea doesn't make it legal.)
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To: rfreedom4u

“What are you doing to help the environment?”

“I’m eating the cow. But I’m just one man!”

— Ron White


25 posted on 04/22/2012 10:55:01 AM PDT by Henry Hnyellar
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To: Venturer

We should bottle up cow gas and sell it to liberals as a health food supplement or an energy booster. Just think of all the profits it would make if it was marketed as a product that had a direct impact on global warming. We can use liberal guilt alone to make millions.


26 posted on 04/22/2012 11:55:36 AM PDT by peeps36 (America is being destroyed by filthy traitors in the political establishment)
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To: rfreedom4u
Once a cow farts enough that it’s next fart will endanger humanity I say we eat it!

Wait a minnit.... Are you promoting the idea of 'eating the next fart'? Because if that is where you are going, count me out! : P

27 posted on 04/22/2012 12:01:27 PM PDT by roamer_1 (Globalism is just socialism in a business suit.)
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To: Dusty Road
Here's one solution for the greenies so they can get a two-fer in the blame game...


28 posted on 04/22/2012 12:02:36 PM PDT by az_gila
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