MEASURING COW FARTS (Methane in cow farts)

Canadian Free Press ^ | 4/22/2012 | Alan Caruba

[IbJensen]

This is an example of how stupid the entire cult of environmentalism is. Some “scientists” measured the amount of methane in cow farts by way of saving the Earth from something or other. If you look closely at virtually everything environmentalists say about any subject, you will conclude that it closely resembles cow farts.

Alan Caruba, Earth Day 2012

[IbJensen]

Place doors on Congressional cloak rooms and pipe the methane created into large tanker trucks. From Congress to your auto's fuel tank.

[Venturer]

As far as I know , every mammal farts.

Why pick on the cows?

[Dusty Road]

If they were truly worried about methane they would ban the chimichanga.

[Caipirabob]

The whole objective here is to control and limit food supply. If it's not an actual stated objective, at the very least it will be an unintended consequence. Given the growth in population and the development of growing nations, we need more cows, not less. The whole scam of CO2 in the atmosphere is completely discredited nonsense having nothing to do with science so much as the apocalyptic wet dreams of a few insane, socialist control freaks.

People attempting to broach the subject should be verbally tarred and feathered. People who act on it, depriving starving children of yet another potential life saving source of nourishment, deserve a far worse fate.

[catfish1957]

I guess numerical quantification would be farts per million.

[IbJensen]

The goal is so damned transparent that even a high school sophomore should be able to understand the evil machinations that goes on with ANY government program.

This is cartoonish bafoonism at its apex.

[wyokostur]

I thought cattle don’t fart...they belch, that’s why they can bloat easily.

[CrazyIvan]

These are the same fools that chastise us for nearly exterminating the buffulo.

[hoagy62]

I’ve been in both barns and state fairs. I have seen, heard, and smelled cow farts. They will knock you for a loop. Cow farts makes kids giggle. (Hey...if you’re in a cattle show at a state fair, and a cow lets one fly near MY kids, they giggle. I’ll giggle too...although Mommy thinks it’s disgusting.)

[cripplecreek]

In honor of the cow.

Distant Hills

The distant hills call to me.

Their rolling waves seduce my heart.

Oh how I want to graze in their lush valleys.

Oh how I want to run down their green slopes.

Alas I cannot.

Damn the electric fence.

Damn the electric fence.



-Gary Larson.

[digger48]

It's a rare occasion that I get to use this picture.

[Lionheartusa1]

,,,,if these scientist are so brilliant why can’t they get the cows to burp avoiding the fart altogether . Surely they can produce an anti-farting solution , feed or drug . I say work on it ,,, get er done !!!

[Caipirabob]

Absolutely! The greatest glimmer of hope we do have is the growing number of people who openly reject this nonsense. If romney or obama win in November, that could be a major setback, but given the current facts, it is very easy completely shame the “warmies” over their sheer idiocy under the weight of overwhelming facts contrary to their mindless, mouth frothing ravings of global catastrophe.

[Dutch Boy]

I am following the advice of some comedian I heard awhile back. I am doing my part to get rid of the cow problem by eating them one cow at a time. No comes the hard part. I’ve now got to choose, strip steaks or burgers.....

[dewawi]

There were over 30 million buffalo roaming North America for far more than a few thousand years. I guess buffalo don’t fart....

[SWAMPSNIPER]

Cows don’t have much fun as it is, don’t ask them to give up farting.

[Krankor]

LOL! Those posts brought a big smile to my Sunday morning!

[SWAMPSNIPER]

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

From what I’ve read cows burp more methane than they fart.

[blueunicorn6]

The beauty of this brought tears to my eyes.
Cow poetry is udderly beautiful.