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Fort Myers Man Stabbed Over Can of Beer
NBC 2 ^
| Apr 30, 2012
Posted on 05/01/2012 12:57:12 PM PDT by nickcarraway
A 53-year-old man was stabbed and robbed of a 16 oz. can of Natural Ice beer in front of Back Bay Market in Tice on Sunday night.
Deputies arrived at the scene around 8:45 p.m. and found Raul Rivero Diaz suffering from a stab wound to the abdomen.
Diaz told deputies he was stabbed by a man named Juan. He said Juan had approached him and asked for his can of beer. When he declined, Juan became aggressive and insisted he give him the beer.
When Diaz again refused, Juan stabbed Diaz in the lower left abdomen. Juan took the beer and fled south on Ortiz Avenue.
While on their way to the scene, authorities came into contact with 50-year-old Juan Arellano. He was carrying a 16 oz. can of Natural Ice beer.
Diaz positively identified Juan Arellano as the man who stabbed him. Arralao was intoxicated and refused to provide a statement.
He was charged with one charge of aggravated battery.
Diaz was transported to Lee Memorial Hospital.
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To: nickcarraway
Natural Ice!?!
Wow, that's just embarrassing.
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posted on
05/01/2012 1:00:16 PM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
05/01/2012 1:03:03 PM PDT
by
evets
(beer)
To: nickcarraway
The winner. Hope he finished the beer. He earned it.
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posted on
05/01/2012 1:03:31 PM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: nickcarraway
Diaz would have put up a bigger fight for a Bud Light.
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posted on
05/01/2012 1:07:09 PM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(Sarah Palin: More miles per sound bite than the closest competitor...)
To: dead
Natural Ice!?!
Wow, that's just embarrassing. No kidding.
I hope it was at least a 22 oz can, or I would just kill myself out of embarrassment.
To: nickcarraway
The article said it w as a can of beer. I don’t see any evidence of that from what’s in it.
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posted on
05/01/2012 1:11:18 PM PDT
by
Lurker
(The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
To: dead
Is that White Juan from Fort Meyers by any chance?
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posted on
05/01/2012 1:13:44 PM PDT
by
donhunt
(Certified and proud "Son of a Bitch".)
To: donhunt
Juan's can of beer,
He stole Juan's can of beer
Juans can of beer OOOHH!
He stole Juan's can of beeerrr.
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posted on
05/01/2012 1:27:32 PM PDT
by
dblshot
(Insanity: electing the same people over and over and expecting different results.)
To: nickcarraway
Preppers cache:
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posted on
05/01/2012 1:35:29 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
To: Daffynition
There’s a lot of cold piss water in that refrigerator.
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posted on
05/01/2012 2:29:21 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
To: dblshot; Slings and Arrows
Juan's can of beer,
He stole Juan's can of beer
Juans can of beer OOOHH!
He stole Juan's can of beeerrr.
This is why one must have a Free Republic plastic computer cover over the monitor. It protects everything from projectile spraying from sudden outbursts of laughter.
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posted on
05/01/2012 2:47:54 PM PDT
by
Morgana
(I only come here to see what happens next. It normally does.)
To: nickcarraway
battery, NOT attempted murder...
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posted on
05/01/2012 3:16:49 PM PDT
by
Chode
(American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
To: nickcarraway
Gives "Hold Muh Beer" a whole new meaning.
Maybe we shouldn't joke about this though.
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posted on
05/01/2012 3:18:38 PM PDT
by
x
To: nickcarraway
"So who stabbed you? Was it Julio?"
"No, Juan."
"Nobody stabbed you? Son, you're bleeding like a stuck pig! Did Pedro stab you?"
"No, Juan."
"You can't cover this up! Was it those three guys over there who attacked you?"
"No, Juan."
"Well, which one?"
"There is no Juan there."
"ARE YOU PLAYING GAMES WITH ME, MISTER?"
"No, no, Officer! I tell you, his name was Juan. I think his last name start with a 'K'."
"A 'K'?"
"Si."
"Book this guy for obstruction of justice. Now stop bleeding on me, boy!"
To: Daffynition
Hand over the fridge or I will stick you in the gut!
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posted on
05/02/2012 8:46:47 AM PDT
by
CSM
(Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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