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1 posted on 05/03/2012 9:48:49 AM PDT by Daffynition
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Women need to understand that guys like Levi make better pets if you get them neutered.


2 posted on 05/03/2012 9:51:19 AM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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Show what kind of a WUSS he is. Naming your kid after a WUSSIE 9mm “Weapon”. If he had ANY “manliness” he would have named the kid “Thompson(.45 ACP/M1911)”!


3 posted on 05/03/2012 9:51:19 AM PDT by US Navy Vet (Go Packers! Go Rockies! Go Boston Bruins! See, I'm "Diverse"!)
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Speechless.


4 posted on 05/03/2012 9:51:27 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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Naming her after a gun (Beretta) isn’t so strange as naming her after a laundry detergent (Breeze).


5 posted on 05/03/2012 9:52:28 AM PDT by Josh Painter ("The lesser of two evils is, by definition, evil." - Josh Painter)
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Kimber would have made a better name.


6 posted on 05/03/2012 9:53:45 AM PDT by eastforker (Don't be ornery for Romney, instead Root for Newt!)
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Ha, I have a cousin that owns a Barrett 50 cal. He is a competitive shooter as well. They named their son Barrett.


7 posted on 05/03/2012 9:54:40 AM PDT by Boiling point
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I have a whole box full of “Levi for President ‘32” stickers I had printed up. Oh well...


9 posted on 05/03/2012 9:55:01 AM PDT by Kleon
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Imho, Levi has a sub-normal IQ.


13 posted on 05/03/2012 9:58:30 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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I’m getting flashbacks of the first 5 minutes of Idiocracy...

“Clevon is lucky to be alive. He attempted to jump a jet ski from a lake into a swimming pool and impaled his crotch on an iron gate. But thanks to advances in stem cell research and the fine work of Doctors Krinsky and Altschuler, he should regain full reproductive function again.”


15 posted on 05/03/2012 9:58:52 AM PDT by Biff55 (Defend yourself!)
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Who cares? Beretta is a great name. So is Winchester, Ruger, Colt, and Browning. Or Mauser. Or Heckler. Or Koch. Or Enfield. And Stoner. Or Bauer. And Smith or Wesson.

Big deal.


16 posted on 05/03/2012 10:03:43 AM PDT by Little Ray (FOR the best Conservative in the Primary; AGAINST Obama in the General.)
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The Clintons named their daughter after a football team


17 posted on 05/03/2012 10:05:32 AM PDT by Oztrich Boy (This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel - Horace Walpole)
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Im sure the Breeze will blow through a lot of people’s lives . .


18 posted on 05/03/2012 10:07:15 AM PDT by ßuddaßudd
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Too often, those not of breeding stock manage to breed a LOT.


19 posted on 05/03/2012 10:13:39 AM PDT by pogo101
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He might be white trash but at least he has good taste.


21 posted on 05/03/2012 10:20:13 AM PDT by tom h
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Really?

22 posted on 05/03/2012 10:22:09 AM PDT by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
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I actually can't think of a better porn star name than "Breeze Beretta."

I can see it on the marquee... "She'll blow you away!"

24 posted on 05/03/2012 10:28:49 AM PDT by jboot
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T thought he would name him, Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho Johnson.


26 posted on 05/03/2012 10:43:42 AM PDT by 2001convSVT (Going Galt as fast as I can.)
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My neighbor named his son Remington.


32 posted on 05/03/2012 11:33:31 AM PDT by Churchillspirit (9/11/2001. NEVER FORGET.)
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Well, that’s better than calling her Glock.


34 posted on 05/03/2012 11:43:37 AM PDT by mikeus_maximus (I won't vote for Romney, period. Voting for "the lesser of two evils" is still voting for evil.)
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Squib?


37 posted on 05/03/2012 11:58:37 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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