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WHAT MAKES A SUCCESSFUL FREEPER ARTICAL/POST?

Posted on 05/13/2012 5:13:37 PM PDT by mamelukesabre

I can't figure it out. I was just looking at my previous articles and looking at the number of comments for each. There seems to be no rhyme or reason. The things I thought were amazing garnered pathetic comments quantities. The things I considered to be frivolous garnered popularity.

Click my name and look at my articles and subsequent comment numbers and tell me I'm wrong. If I'm wrong make me understand. Please.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: artical; vanity
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To: bigheadfred

I consider it a mission of mercy.

For a few brief shining moments, a very sad, lonely and weird little man will feel an emotion akin to “happy”...or some other [possibly icky] feeling that passes for “happy”.

It’s the least I can do.

[the -very- least]

“Kinda like an Artical of Faith...”

*snort!*

;D


141 posted on 05/13/2012 7:58:19 PM PDT by Salamander (If I'm too rough, tell me.....I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands.)
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To: JRandomFreeper

............Does the third one from the left have a ferret climbing into her pocket?...............

Nah! I think that she’s got a “tiger in her tank”.......

GGRRRR!


142 posted on 05/13/2012 8:00:28 PM PDT by Noob1999 (Loose Lips, Sink Ships)
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To: mamelukesabre

In your dreams.


143 posted on 05/13/2012 8:00:34 PM PDT by Salamander (If I'm too rough, tell me.....I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands.)
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To: Salamander; mamelukesabre; tomkat; wizr
Keep on imagining and maybe I’ll go to the trouble of training you some day. If you appear worthy of the effort.

HOW LUCKY CAN YOU GET, Sal????

I've always dreamed of being able to lick....

Able Baker Charlie to Roger Fox Dog...

144 posted on 05/13/2012 8:02:22 PM PDT by bigheadfred (MY PET TAPEWORM (OBIWAN) IS AN INSANE MILITARY HATING LEFTIST)
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To: bigheadfred; JRandomFreeper; mamelukesabre

Mr. Data: “AH Humor!”

Enjoyed the responses. Thanks.


145 posted on 05/13/2012 8:02:33 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: tomkat

Ha!
Yer goin’ out tomkattin’, really, aren’t ya?

;D

G’night.


146 posted on 05/13/2012 8:02:55 PM PDT by Salamander (If I'm too rough, tell me.....I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands.)
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To: bigheadfred

Meh.

I’ve no need to do learn to do that, myself.

That’s why God made men.

[*sniff sniff*...do you smell ozone?]

LOL


147 posted on 05/13/2012 8:08:23 PM PDT by Salamander (If I'm too rough, tell me.....I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands.)
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To: Noob1999; JRandomFreeper

I take you guys haven’t witnessed the recent ‘female fad’ of walking around with a fox/wolf/coyote tail hanging off your butt?

I’m not sure what it’s supposed to represent but a *lot* of females in this area are partaking of the trend.

[personally, I’m more suited to a “devil tail” but can’t find one that’s realistic enough]

;]


148 posted on 05/13/2012 8:12:01 PM PDT by Salamander (If I'm too rough, tell me.....I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands.)
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To: bigheadfred

Whew, thanks! Thought I’d killed this thread.


149 posted on 05/13/2012 8:24:20 PM PDT by wizr (Keep the Faith!)
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To: bigheadfred

Are you sure?


150 posted on 05/13/2012 8:25:17 PM PDT by wizr (Keep the Faith!)
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To: Salamander
I really am a celibate, so no, I don't generally look at anyone's butt.

Unless someone posts a thread and I just have to make a snarky comment.

/johnny

151 posted on 05/13/2012 8:27:40 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: mamelukesabre

A word misspelled in the title could dissuade would be clickers..


152 posted on 05/13/2012 8:29:48 PM PDT by cardinal4 (Do I really need a /s tag?)
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To: JRandomFreeper

Celibate or not, if one of them comes sashaying past you with a huge fuzzy tail swinging madly, you’re probably going to look, if only for the “WTH?!?” aspect.

It’s very weird.


153 posted on 05/13/2012 8:35:35 PM PDT by Salamander (If I'm too rough, tell me.....I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands.)
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To: cardinal4
could dissuade would be clickers..

And encourage the low crowd that will be chanting 'jump, jump'

That would be us.

/johnny

154 posted on 05/13/2012 9:05:56 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: Salamander
You might be suprised. I scare the heck out of some wimmenfolk by looking them in the eyes. They aren't used to it.

And I really don't look.

Now if one comes through wearing one of those and screaming.... I'm likely to beat the wild fuzzy tail to death with a broom before I realize it was a fashion statement and not some critter attacking.

And then maybe add a couple of whacks for being stupid.

/johnny

155 posted on 05/13/2012 9:10:53 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: JRandomFreeper

Boy.

You’re truly a breath of fresh air.

You should try to talk to somebody who’s trying to look at your butt.

*Much* harder to surreptitiously pull off.

[which is why I’m *never* gonna add a fuzzy tail to it and compound the problem]

;D

[honestly, to me, it looks like a German Shepherd was chasing them and couldn’t stop in time]

LOL


156 posted on 05/13/2012 9:34:18 PM PDT by Salamander (If I'm too rough, tell me.....I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands.)
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To: mamelukesabre

“Heads rolled?”

No, I don’t mean any heads rolled, literally or figuratively.

Just that the threads would start out kind of civil, then rumbles of disagreement, then usually by the end an all out brawl.

It was sort of like a French fight, very emotional and intellectual at the same time.


157 posted on 05/13/2012 9:57:12 PM PDT by jocon307
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To: Tucker39

“Furst rekwarrmint for postin is thet yew mus be abull to spel.”

ROFL


158 posted on 05/13/2012 10:03:36 PM PDT by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (I wanna start a Seniors' Motor Scooter Gang. Wanna join?)
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To: ThomasThomas

“How many people posted to tell you miss-spelled a word? Any error in the title will bring a group that needs to point this out.”

I got here too late.


159 posted on 05/13/2012 10:14:03 PM PDT by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (I wanna start a Seniors' Motor Scooter Gang. Wanna join?)
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To: mamelukesabre

If my son looked like Trayvon, I would name him Artical Post.


160 posted on 05/13/2012 10:47:27 PM PDT by PghBaldy (First MADD and "drunk" checkpoints, now TSA and "terrorist" checkpoints, what next?)
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