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Seattle car vandal takes nothing, leaves tortillas
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| May 16, 2012, 10:23 PM EDT
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Posted on 05/16/2012 10:46:30 PM PDT by Hunton Peck
Seattle police are scratching their heads about this one.
A car prowler shattered a window of a parked Jeep, stole nothing and left behind a little something for the car's owner - a dozen tortillas scattered across the floor. The crime...
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TOPICS: Food; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: comicalcop; illbehereallweek; seattle; sourcetitlenoturl; tortillas
Will they find the perp tamale, or will this end up as another one for the chili case files?
(Hey, it's not that much worse than the one the cops came up with!)
To: Hunton Peck
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posted on
05/16/2012 10:54:05 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1212 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
To: Hunton Peck
Bemused by the break-in, police were moved to pun, saying, "The Seattle Police Department would like to take this... The police were bemused? I guess smashed windows are funny when they happen to someone else....
To: null and void
I wouldn’t try one to find out...
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posted on
05/16/2012 10:58:57 PM PDT
by
Hunton Peck
(See my FR homepage for a list of businesses that support WI Gov. Scott Walker)
To: BookmanTheJanitor
I’m just surprised they haven’t called it a hate crime yet.
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posted on
05/16/2012 11:02:32 PM PDT
by
Hunton Peck
(See my FR homepage for a list of businesses that support WI Gov. Scott Walker)
To: Hunton Peck
leave the gun take the tortillas...
To: nickcarraway
“Dang. I always get that backwards!”
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posted on
05/16/2012 11:20:36 PM PDT
by
Hunton Peck
(See my FR homepage for a list of businesses that support WI Gov. Scott Walker)
To: Hunton Peck
The Frito Badito is branching out?
To: null and void
Flour or corn?That's crucial!
Furthermore: were they handmade?
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posted on
05/16/2012 11:52:15 PM PDT
by
thecodont
To: Hunton Peck
Unsubstantiated guess: hammered guy thought the car was his, wondered why his fob didn’t work, busted in, found it wasn’t his car, and left the tacos as a “sorry.”
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posted on
05/16/2012 11:52:56 PM PDT
by
piytar
(The predator-class is furious that their prey are shooting back.)
To: Hunton Peck
Best... headline... ever.
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posted on
05/17/2012 12:11:53 AM PDT
by
Rocky
(Obama is pure evil)
To: Hunton Peck
A couple of years ago we broke into our boss’ 1972 Camaro and installed an 8 track.
To: BO Stinkss
Reminds me of the story of the accordion player who left his accordion in the back seat of his parked car overnight. The next morning, he discovered that the car had been broken into and found TWO accordions in the car.
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posted on
05/17/2012 4:52:30 AM PDT
by
Salvey
To: Hunton Peck
A car prowler shattered a window of a parked Jeep, stole nothing and left behind a little something for the car's owner I'd posit he stole time and money by smashing the window.
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posted on
05/17/2012 5:16:24 AM PDT
by
trebb
("If a man will not work, he should not eat" From 2 Thes 3)
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