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Hand's Free Porn
Martinez Report ^ | 29 Jun 12 | Melvin Martinez

Posted on 06/30/2012 9:09:10 AM PDT by Kenika

How GOOGLE Glasses Could Revolutionize the Porn Industry

Written by Melvin Martinez on June 29, 2012

The new ‘Google Glasses’ could be great for point-of-view porn, and Pink Visual thinks so as well. According to a spokesman:

‘Obviously, a device that allows you to shoot high quality video in a truly hands-free fashion will make shooting POV porn that much easier.

‘To really know their full potential, we’ll need to get a pair to play around with, but we’re already dreaming up ways to use the glasses to get shots (sex-related and otherwise) that just aren’t feasible using a traditional camera setup.’

The ‘Google Glasses’ playing point-of-view porn, coordinating usage with the Fleshlight (Enter in the code name ‘Rogan’ to get 15% off) would be the ultimate virtual reality experience.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Hobbies
KEYWORDS: google; napl
Must be some other useful purpose, but what the he** their heart is in the right place....
1 posted on 06/30/2012 9:09:23 AM PDT by Kenika
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To: Kenika
I think you mean "hands-free."


2 posted on 06/30/2012 9:15:21 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Government is the religion of the sociopath.)
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To: Kenika

“Hands Free”? Yeah, sure...


3 posted on 06/30/2012 9:15:50 AM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (nobody gives me warheads anyway))
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To: Kenika

As with most technology and any new media, sadly, PORN is a major factor in the roll out and popularity of the technology.


4 posted on 06/30/2012 9:25:24 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: SERKIT

Hey, if the “let’s go to Mars” people can use that argument, then why not the pornographers?


5 posted on 06/30/2012 9:32:44 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Hardraade

More like hand full...hehe


6 posted on 06/30/2012 9:33:58 AM PDT by citizen (It's no longer Obamacare. It's Robertscare now. He wanted it, he bought it, he owns it.)
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To: Kenika

Leave your hands free for other things.


7 posted on 06/30/2012 9:36:25 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: SERKIT
> As with most technology and any new media, sadly, PORN is a major factor in the roll out and popularity of the technology.

It has been so since the 1980's, as computer graphics tech started to really develop.

I don't much care what drives the innovation, as long as they wipe it off before they make it available to the rest of us.

8 posted on 06/30/2012 9:39:34 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: SERKIT
As with most technology and any new media, sadly, PORN is a major factor in the roll out and popularity of the technology.

"You know, this hands free vacuum pump, if incorporated into a rocket engine could also be used to send a man to the moon." ~ Werner Von Braun.


9 posted on 06/30/2012 9:42:23 AM PDT by Sirius Lee (Goode over evil. Voting for mitt or obie is like throwing your country away.)
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To: Kenika
Hand's free porn? He was holding out on us?


10 posted on 06/30/2012 9:46:06 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Kenika

Face it, Porn drives the industry. It was the first media widely available on CD, when CD drives first appeared on the home PC. You couldn’t buy much software, Hollywood hadn’t even considered this media as a possibility - but Porn was there.

Internet ... along with the first dial up Bulletin Boards, there were sites for Porn.

DVD? Yup, porn.

Virus, Trojans and Worms .... yup, porn too.

On the bright side, the side-effects of the Porn industry is that the demand for their products have made technological advances popular, and driven the price down so the average consumer can easily afford them. Those CD/DVD drives that are now standard, the internet, and all the bad things that go with them - got their start through porn.

Why would we expect these new “Glasses” to be any different?


11 posted on 06/30/2012 9:58:08 AM PDT by Hodar (A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.- Burroughs)
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To: Hodar

I agree that technology and porn go together. However, I don’t think that porn drives the technology. The porn industry is just usually the first to take advantage of the technology. Most technology has a myriad of applications that do not involve porn and that is what drives its development.


12 posted on 06/30/2012 10:06:24 AM PDT by CommerceComet (Obama vs. Romney - clear evidence that our nation has been judged by God and found wanting.)
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To: dayglored
A computer vendor I worked for got the very first 486 computer in town, and the first thing the senior tech did was load up the hard drive with a graphic slide-show of porn (cshow displaying gifs), so that when it booted, it would go right into cshow. All us techs at the shop got a good laugh at it, shut it down, and we went to lunch. When we got back, the computer was gone. One of the sales reps had boxed it up and took it out to a major fortune 500 corporate client. He just set up the computer in a conference room, turned it on, and went on to see some of his contacts at the company. When he got back to the conference room, it was so packed with people watching the slide show he couldn't get into the room! Luckily this was back in the day before people discovered a quick way to financial security was to sue for sexual harassment. The people at that company never let him forget it.

Mark

13 posted on 06/30/2012 10:14:09 AM PDT by MarkL (Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
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To: Kenika

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5jTH89HjTA


14 posted on 06/30/2012 10:16:14 AM PDT by isthisnickcool (Sharia? No thanks!)
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To: Hodar
Face it, Porn drives the industry. It was the first media widely available on CD, when CD drives first appeared on the home PC.

And don't forget VHS tapes.... And the VHS tape rental industry. And now the movement from physical media (tapes, dvds, bluray) to Internet streaming. The new Netflix streaming business model came directly from the porn industry.

Mark

15 posted on 06/30/2012 10:23:38 AM PDT by MarkL (Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
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To: Larry Lucido

16 posted on 06/30/2012 10:53:51 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Sirius Lee
"You know, this hands free vacuum pump, if incorporated into a rocket engine could also be used to send a man to the moon." ~ Werner Von Braun.

Maybe porn IS rocket science!

17 posted on 06/30/2012 11:00:47 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: dayglored
I don't much care what drives the innovation, as long as they wipe it off before they make it available to the rest of us.

That must be the reason they made screen condoms.

18 posted on 06/30/2012 11:04:02 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: MarkL
> ...One of the sales reps had boxed it up and took it out to a major fortune 500 corporate client.... the conference room was so packed with people watching the slide show... The people at that company never let him forget it...

A sales presentation to a client that spontaneously generated a conference room full of interested people? And they never forgot it?

And you think this was accidental???

WHY? Sounds like it worked great! :)

19 posted on 06/30/2012 11:13:38 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: SERKIT
> That must be the reason they made screen condoms.

Puts a whole new spin on Licking The Tablet...

20 posted on 06/30/2012 11:19:24 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: dayglored

That’s hilarious.


21 posted on 06/30/2012 11:46:30 AM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (The democratic party is the greatest cargo cult in history.)
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To: Kenika; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
There's a song about it...

[Thanks to ADemocratNoMore for the ping!]


22 posted on 06/30/2012 12:00:47 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Kenika

There’s no such thing as hands-free porn.


23 posted on 06/30/2012 12:14:44 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Sirius Lee
I'm going to need a bigger rocket!


24 posted on 06/30/2012 12:22:32 PM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: All
Maybe this site won't mind some free advertisement...


25 posted on 06/30/2012 12:29:38 PM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: Cyber Liberty; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono

26 posted on 06/30/2012 1:12:15 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Fools.Damn fools.Welcome to the USSA. Socialism is slavery to the State and the Supreme Court did it)
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To: a fool in paradise

Ah yes. Mr. Hand, Sluggo and Mr. Bill.


27 posted on 06/30/2012 1:15:30 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Kenika
Deja Vu


28 posted on 06/30/2012 1:41:18 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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To: 21stCenturion; 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; ...
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we’re already dreaming up ways to use the glasses to get shots (sex-related and otherwise) that just aren’t feasible using a traditional camera setup.

The mind reels.

29 posted on 06/30/2012 1:51:11 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro
The mind reels.

My mind cassettes.

30 posted on 06/30/2012 1:57:45 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

My mind quadraphones.


31 posted on 06/30/2012 2:06:52 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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To: Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro
>>> The mind reels.

>> My mind cassettes.

> My mind quadraphones.

Working on 5.1 over here. WOOF! WOOF!

32 posted on 06/30/2012 4:14:31 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: dayglored; SERKIT

>> As with most technology and any new media, sadly, PORN is a major factor in the roll out and popularity of the technology.

>It has been so since the 1980’s, as computer graphics tech started to really develop.

I hate to break it to you, but you’re off by a decade. What do you think drove the popularization of the VCR? Do you think Sony, Panasonic, et al were selling $1000 (in the early- mid-70s!) VCRs so people could tape All in the Family and Sanford and Sons?


33 posted on 06/30/2012 5:37:58 PM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: Kenika

So porn is OK with Google, but guns are not.


34 posted on 06/30/2012 8:28:26 PM PDT by Rocky (Obama is pure evil)
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To: FreedomPoster

My comment did not give any time frame. My point was that most new technology of any era, in many cases, used porno to make it popular and ubiquitous. This may have even gone back to cave paintings, certainly oil paint, sculpture, printing press, Commodore 64, etc. Look up the term “teledildonics”.


35 posted on 07/01/2012 5:15:18 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: SERKIT

You were more of a cc: on that. I was really more commenting on dayglored’s post. I wish FR had an explicit cc: feature.


36 posted on 07/01/2012 5:33:12 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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