The quickest way to repopulate the place — even without a road — is to cast out on the Internet the fiction that the church was originally a mosque.
Buy a boat.
More fun when you sell it.
“The quickest way to repopulate the place — even without a road — is to cast out on the Internet the fiction that the church was originally a mosque.”
Even faster, spread rumor that the village has queer priests cavorting in the ruins.
Sorry about the accuracy of the above. Wish it were not so.