Do You Know What a ‘Pansexual’ Is? A TX State Rep. Just Came Out as One

TheBlaze.com ^ | August 13, 2012 | Erica Ritz

[TexasCajun]

Democrat Mary Gonzalez was the first lesbian to openly serve in the Texas House of Representatives, and now she’s becoming the first “pansexual,” too.

“During the campaign if I had identified as pansexual, I would have overwhelmed everyone…Now that I’m out of the campaign, I’m completely much more able to define it,” she explained

So what, exactly, is a “pansexual”? And how is it different from “bisexual”?

[allmendream]

TRIsexual. She will try anything once, twice to see if she likes it; three times to make sure. (with a nod of the hat to Mae West).

[JediJones]

I've decided to come out today and announce that I'm a botanysexual. Ferns really do it for me.

Please remember to always practice safe botanysex! Which means never do it with one of these bad girls:

[madison10]

That’s too bad, someone along the way didn’t lead her in the right direction...than again maybe she just gets bored easily.

[StAnDeliver]

"NYET!"

[WKUHilltopper]

“Do You Know What a ‘Pansexual’ Is?”

Someone who ‘does’ skillets?

[TSgt]

Thanks for that advice!

I stay away from Venus Flytraps because they aren’t good kissers...

[Texas Songwriter]

As a Texan, I apologize for this, this,...thing.

It seems to me this person discovered some new root words and has developed a small vocabulary around her erogenous zones....this is so we all will say "wow"...she must be smart...Pan...what?....Binary..."oh my, that is a good one to use. Everyone will be impressed by my vocabulary."

These are euphemeism for this persons dive into the cess pool....and now tries to tell all of the young impressionable girls they can go into the cess pool too. Won't that be fun.

She will bed down with anyone and anything and she declares it to be good and right...and anyone who opposes this is intolerent and judgemental...that is her judgement and she will not tolerate any other....so much for tolerence.

Texas, My Texas....what has become of you?

[CodeToad]

Desperation of a fat chick.

[windcliff]

ping

[mo]

Sounds to me like she can vote EITHER Democrat or Republican....so that would make her a RinoCrat....which is a resident of Capitol Hill and a member of the legislative branch of the Federal Gov’mt ...that IS capable of screwing ANYTHING in Flyover Country to advance the New World Order ..../s

[red-dawg]

I don't care who or what she bumps uglies with.

What gets me is this democrat did what democrats always do to get elected...

“During the campaign if I had identified as pansexual COMMUNIST, I would have overwhelmed everyone…Now that I’m out of the campaign, I’m completely much more able to define it TELL THE TRUTH.,” she explained

[Responsibility2nd]

That LGBTQP acronmym is going to get a lot longer...LGBTQP-SUPER-CALI-FRAGIL-ISTIC-ESPI-ALI-DOCIOUS.

 

[Fast Moving Angel]

Please ... next time, barf alert, OK?

[Menehune56]

Thanks for posting evidence. I’m going to vote not guilty.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

LOL. I think what she means is that when she has sex, everyone pans her performance. Having said that, she’s pretty cute.

[Humvee]

They’ve already added “Q”for “Questioning”. Pretty soon they’ll have the whole alphabet.

[Humvee]

They’ve already added “Q”for “Questioning”. Pretty soon they’ll have the whole alphabet.

[jocon307]

This is way too much info on an elected rep. Hey, Mary - just do your job and keep your private life to yourself!

[freekitty]

ROTFLOL

[Fledermaus]

Well, at least if your out late and drinking you’ll have a shot at her!

She’s obviously a “fun girl”!