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Maher: “The Bible Only Makes Sense if You’re Really High”
Cybercast News Service ^ | January 8, 2013 | Eric Scheiner

Posted on 01/09/2013 6:55:26 AM PST by Olog-hai

During his appearance on NBC’s Tonight Show Monday, guest Bill Maher told the audience, “The Bible only makes sense if you're really high.” …

When audience reaction to the remark was muted, Maher continued, “Touchy group tonight.” …

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To: Olog-hai

I’ll bet the gutless one will never say that about The Quran.


21 posted on 01/09/2013 7:24:03 AM PST by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class.)
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To: eCSMaster
Unfortunately, God is loving, He forgives them and hears them.

I don't think so. I think the only prayer God hears from an unbeliever is the one for repentance.

22 posted on 01/09/2013 7:25:05 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: dayglored

They are addicted to themselves. Its sad.


23 posted on 01/09/2013 7:26:37 AM PST by PJammers (I can't help it... It's my idiom!)
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To: Olog-hai

Maybe he could try a variation of the same joke on Iranian TV? The Quran only makes sense when you’re really high? I’m sure the joke would make heads fall off, or at least one..

Thankfully he’s dealing with a tolerant religion. Though I’m sure there’s already at least one complaint about mentioning the bible on federally licensed airwaves over the incident, with the complainant incorrectly declaring that there is a separation of church and state and this is a state licensed station...


24 posted on 01/09/2013 7:27:30 AM PST by kingu (Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
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To: PJammers

I’ve had my deepest moments of comfort and peace when I was at my lowest. I only found that comfort in God’s Word and the prayers of His people.


25 posted on 01/09/2013 7:28:10 AM PST by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: Olog-hai

The guy doesn’t even deserve the publicity of a discussion. Leave him alone and he’ll disappear one of these days.


26 posted on 01/09/2013 7:31:53 AM PST by McGruff (No New RINOs!)
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To: Apple Pan Dowdy
“In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not,...”

I had to go to the airport (a 30-40 min. trip) to pick up my son who was flying in from London on Christmas day. I was driving in a terrible storm and couldn't see the road many times on the freeway - the rain was smashing into the windshield with a loud noise blotting out my vision. I had to take the exist to a toll road and knew I had to be in the area where the exit was coming up but I couldn't see it.

I prayed out loud to God to let the rain let up so I could see where to exist. About 40 yards before that exit, the rain let up and I could see to exit onto the toll road. That was an answer to prayer.

27 posted on 01/09/2013 7:32:56 AM PST by Marcella (Prepping can save your life today. Going Galt is freedom.)
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To: Olog-hai

“High”, as in “close to Heaven”.


28 posted on 01/09/2013 7:37:01 AM PST by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class.)
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To: PJammers

funny you never hear of libtards crying for “government!” when they’re looking death in the face. or their current favorite hollyood icon they’re consumed with at the moment. or fidel, or che, or madonna (the whore, not the biblical), not even hillary or algore.

they cry for the person they’ve mocked and railed against their entire lives.


30 posted on 01/09/2013 7:37:42 AM PST by Secret Agent Man (I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
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To: eCSMaster

There were two others on crosses, right next to Christ. Both were criminals and full of sin. One remained vial and the other asked for forgiveness.

There is hope for everyone, even if it is the last thing they do. Unfortunately ,we have to be subjected to their ugliness. We have to remember “They don’t know what they do.”


31 posted on 01/09/2013 7:41:07 AM PST by PJammers (I can't help it... It's my idiom!)
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To: demshateGod

We are in agreement brother.


32 posted on 01/09/2013 7:44:56 AM PST by PJammers (I can't help it... It's my idiom!)
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To: Olog-hai

Just a hunch, but I’m guessing Maher’s last years on this earth are going to be dark and unhappy.


33 posted on 01/09/2013 7:46:17 AM PST by lurk
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To: Secret Agent Man

That’s the beauty of Christianity.


34 posted on 01/09/2013 7:47:20 AM PST by PJammers (I can't help it... It's my idiom!)
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To: Olog-hai
Maher and the other "entertainers" like him should take note that the "AGE OF CIVILITY IS OVER"

...they are supposed to be "smart" people so they ought to be able to recognize when they are entering into really dangerous territory.

35 posted on 01/09/2013 7:53:24 AM PST by B.O. Plenty (Give war a chance........)
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To: Olog-hai

DOES ANYONE HERE STILL SUSCRIBE TO HBO?

IF SOME ONE SAID THE SAME THINGS ABOUT ISLAM THEY WOULD BE FIRED

(but if they said it about Jews that would be OK too)


36 posted on 01/09/2013 7:53:38 AM PST by Mr. K (There are lies, dammed lies, statistics, and democrap talking points.)
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To: All

God: “Bill Maher Only Makes Sense if You’re Really Stupid”


37 posted on 01/09/2013 7:59:32 AM PST by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Olog-hai

Frankly, God so designed the Scriptures so the haters would not understand. So much about faith is counterintuitive - by design. God’s ways are not man’s ways.


38 posted on 01/09/2013 8:02:52 AM PST by OrangeHoof (Our economy won't heal until one particular black man is unemployed.)
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To: Olog-hai
If only Christians killed and rioted and marked with Jihad, anyone who opposed them. Sometimes I wish we were a more formidable force.
39 posted on 01/09/2013 8:05:45 AM PST by Lazamataz (LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
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To: exPBRrat
Bill Maher: ‘At Least Half’ of Muslims Think It’s Okay to Kill Someone Who Insults ‘the Prophet’

Bill Maher To Muslim Rep. Keith Ellison: The Qur'an Is A 'Hate Filled Holy Book

Bill Maher On UN Murders: Islam Is Only Religion That Kills When You Disagree With Them

Google is your friend...

40 posted on 01/09/2013 8:07:15 AM PST by Boogieman
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