American Idol 2013--Live Thread

americanidol.com ^ | January 16, 2013

[silent_jonny]

Hi, Shelayne!

when she started yelling “The circle of liiiiiife”— he said something along the lines of, “Not for you, Mufasa. The circle is over. Get off the stage.”

lol, you may want to remove all throwable objects from around your husband and the TV, cause it looks like she's going to hang on long past her expiration date, like Sanjaya. Or Heejun last year.

[silent_jonny]

Right? They look like twins. One of them will have to grow a goatee so we can tell them apart (and know who the evil one is).

[silent_jonny]

Good, glad you and the critters are safe :)

If it snows an inch in NC the whole state shuts down. It's embarrassing :)

[Clint N. Suhks]

As is every year.

If 12 year old girls weren’t allowed to vote Idol winners would be all guys.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Or girls...

[silent_jonny]

I have not watched AI this year because I don’t like nicki with the mange. Is this a pic of an actual contestant?

Yep. That's Zoanette Johnson, aka Low Information Voter. She dedicated her audition song--the National Anthem--to Obama and his successful re-election. (No I'm not joking)

She played the drums and sang some made-up incoherent "song" during the Hollywood round.

It looked a lot like this:

[silent_jonny]

I can almost hear Jonny grabbin that cord and yellin “GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

LOL! I almost commented on that, but I didn't want to seem like I was TOO fixated on Mariah's cleavage ;)

[silent_jonny]

Is it me, or do the guys really suck this year?

It's not just you. The guys are terrible. The Top 12 could be all girls and it would be fine with me (as long as they didn't include Low Information Voter :)

[Clint N. Suhks]

WOW, what a prick...

[skateman]

It will be such a tragedy if LIV makes it very much further in the competition. I mean that “woman” is just pure “Butt” ugly!

[Chunga]

The best singers in this competition all disappeared prior to the final forty. The show’s producers are doing everything in their power to ensure a girl wins this year. I hope the blonde from Arkansas goes all the way.

[Alaska Wolf]

I hope the blonde from Arkansas goes all the way.

It would look better if you stated it differently.

[no more apples]

Hi there sweetpea! I’ve been well. I’ve been in school and working so I was pretty tired last night. I fell asleep on the couch right after my last post. Did I mention it was a snoozefest? I didn’t even see who got booted! LOL Too many ballads. Bleh!

[patriotspride]

LIV

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Catching up from last night , so just seeing this...

LIV a new form of STD......

[twin2]

Good morning! I just watched the local station do their Idol recap. Even the usual as*-kissing reporter could find nothing good to say about the guys last night.

Lol, and poor Lazaro looked so shiny from all that sweat pouring off of him.

I see it is on three nights next week, oh boy!

[patriotspride]

Meant as a pun on Gibbons’ “natural” way of life.

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Understood LOL

[patriotspride]

Will probably miss tonight, due to annual homeowners association meeting.
That sounds slightly less annoying than listening to Minaj ;)

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Our version of Minaj ( Presidents live in ) didn’t show up so it was an adult
conversation, with a mix of Washington rope a dope , and who cares thrown
in.

Have to show up with a few other sane owners to let them know there are
some who will actually question what’s going on , and it is our money they
are spending.

For all of you homeowner association members I’m sure you have had the same
experiences.

In any case really enjoying the snark fest comments, and great to see some
new names ( at least to me ) as a shorter term participant , joining in :) :)

[patriotspride]

LIV

Catching up from last night , so just seeing this...

LIV a new form of STD......

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That affects your ears, eyes, while destroying your brain.......

[silent_jonny]

When last seen, she was sitting on a tank in Hanoi

LOL

[silent_jonny]

Still waiting for Dun Dun to do his dang job. What kind of amateur did Mariah hire anyhow? ;^)

I know. Dun Dun should have splattered Splodey Ho weeks ago.

That's the last time she hires a hitman from Angie's List :)