Posted on 01/16/2013 5:55:19 AM PST by silent_jonny
You have to try really really hard to make a Bob Seger song sound gay.
Not these three.
Noticed they didn’t have any shots of L-L-Lazaro talking to the kids.
Hurry up, mister. I ain’t got all day! Are you a mister? Cause you kinda look like a girl too.
How old is that photo of Aretha?
I still think it’s cool that she called in.
What is Colton’s disability, Tourette syndrome?
No, he is a Christian! That is his disability to the Hollywood crowd!
And the Cuban lives to s-s-stutter another day.
I think this was a time to use the save. No way was he the worst. Toilet brush head was the most talented boy there. I would have been ok with it. He was talented.
Ah well. Wasn’t crazy about him but Urkel and the Cube cube Cuban were worse.
Devin sang circles around the other boys. Lazaro is pathetic. Burnell is extremely weird.
Johnny Keyser would have won this year. The producers kept him off because of it.
Yes, somethings rank higher than Idol this week:)
Have a blessed Easter too!
I may be out next Wed as I am going to attend a friend's concert. Should be back Thursday as usual.
I agree with you about Keyser. Seems the agenda this year was to make sure the winner, if it had to be a guy, would be one who was on the cultural fringe in some way.
That agenda, plus the clown judges (with one exception) make the show almost unwatchable for me. I record the show, read the wonderful, funny snarkies on this thread, zip through the recording to stop and watch segments deemed watchable based on the comments made.
You people have lifted the snark to an art form. And you Silent_Jonny, have provided the canvas. Love it! Thank you.
I was pretty close to nailing it.....wonder if Angie and Lazaro were 5th and 6th..
I have the perfect ending for the series..."on the last episode "Bombshell" opens on Broadway, all the critics pan it..it closes after the first night, and Ellis commits suicide in front of the TKTS booth in Times Square..
Saturday night is always the kiss of death. Oh well.
Yep. They're the only ones worth saving from this bunch.
Hoping to use that gif again this week. *fingers crossed*
True!
Good :) Hope you had a great Resurrection Day!
Speaking of Patsy Kline, Crystal Bowersox has been signed to play her on Broadway-a big break for her.
Hope Bowersox gets rid of that rats nest hairdo (Dred Locks) and covers the tatts before the play...or Patsy and her beehive will roll in her grave!!
Praying that L-L-Lazaro forgets all his lyrics tonight so they will finally have to give him the boot!
(So glad that Lent is over and I can be mean and snarky again.)
PUT ON A ONE PIECE DRESS KREE AND CURL YOUR HAIR. She cannot win if she doesn't have some pizzaz in her style. Maybe they are styling her so that she'll lose cuz they don't want another country singer to sing.
They are styling her to work at the Public Library. It's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. One piece dress would be a lot better than all those separates anyone can get at an outlet store.
My finish: 1. I still have a duck. I'm a duck whisperer. 2. Kree needs to girl it up. 3. I studied design and fashion - like Rush always says, "Don't doubt me." (not on costuming anyway).
Bye, I am not reading your posts. I will blast in and get over yourselves. Kree can't win if she continues to dress like a librarian (a part time librarian; no less.)
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