Kwame Harris, former 49ers and Raiders offensive lineman, arrested for assaulting ex-boyfriend

Yahoo Sports ^ | Jan. 28, 2013 | Frank Schwab

[Michael.SF.]

The NFL has no current players and startlingly few ex-players who are known to be gay, but it appears ex-49ers and Raiders offensive tackle Kwame Harris, a former first-round pick, has involuntarily been added to the list as a result of the legal fallout from a fight at a restaurant.

According to the San Mateo Daily Journal, a dispute over soy sauce at Su Hong restaurant in Menlo Park, Calif. last Aug. 21, has landed the former NFL player in court after he assaulted his ex-boyfriend.

Harris pleaded not guilty to felony charges of domestic violence causing great bodily injury and assault with force likely to produce great bodily injury, the Daily Journal said. The dispute started when Harris got upset at his friend, Dimitri Geier, for pouring soy sauce on a plate of rice.

[BluH2o]

... startlingly few ex-players who are known to be gay, but it appears ex-49ers and Raiders offensive tackle Kwame Harris, a former first-round pick ...

He was obviously in his 'element' in the Bay area.

[Venturer]

Were they using it for lubrication?

[RedMDer]

Large man thats waaaay too thensitive. LOL!

[bramps]

“I said boy sauce, not soy sauce!”

[RedMDer]

Freepers, your Contributions make every difference!
Please keep ‘em coming! Thank you all very much!

[onyx]

LOLOLOL.

[ExpatGator]

Thauce, not sauce.

[onyx]

I’m NOT going there, Venturer!!!

[onyx]

I’m still LOL.
I can’t say exactly why this has struck me so dang funny!

[Revolting cat!]

Kwame’s boyfriend? Those black girls have strange names, don’t they! And they can play football!

[Nifster]

Su Hung’s has great food who would want to put soy sauce on it???

[jazusamo]

I’ll tell you why it’s so dang funny, it’s that pic of him we can’t post. ROTFLOL!!

[duckworth]

It wasn’t soy sauce. It wath thoy thoth!

[Trod Upon]

Well, that's one of the places....

[onyx]

Bwaaahahahaha.
I think you’re right; -— that and fighting over soy sauce on his damn rice! I mean, how homosexual is THAT? ROTFLOLOLOL.

I just can’t stop laughing about this!

[ShorelineMike]

Soy sauce on rice? I mean it is not like his boy friend scrubbed a cast iron pan in hot soapy water.

Ewww. No self-respecting gay man would *dare* do that.

We *do* have standards. (LOL.)

[ShorelineMike]

I went to Yahoo Sports to read the comments there. I am still weeping with laughter over the following comment there from poster "Jon:"

Oh my God what are you doing with that soy sauce silly? Don't you do that...don't you pour that soy sauce on my rice...no you didn't....no you didn't.....Nobody puts soy sauce on my rice who you think you is? Damn child please … Don't make me throw this wasabi in your eyes..........I know you was fondling Jim's balls when we were seeing each other....Now you gonna pour soy sauce on my rice...oh I don't think so sugar ray you better just up and get outta here and get your things ... ain't no drive to the airport for you and you ain't gettin' no more of this piece of fine chocolate love.

As FR's official BGC (Black Gay Conservative,) I nominate the above snark for honorary Freeperdom!

[Joe 6-pack]

There was one episode of the X-Files where Mulder and Scully found themselves working a case in LA during filming of a COPS episode. I couldn't help but think of it when I read this article.

Click here and you'll see why.

[peeps36]

He must be on the crack pipe if he’s 6’7 240 pounds. I would think it’s a misprint and he weighs 340 pounds.

[onyx]

fotfl.

i can barely type.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL.