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3 posted on
08/16/2013 5:40:33 AM PDT by
Lucky9teen
("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)
To: Lucky9teen
How do I get a phone boof in front of my house?
8 posted on
08/16/2013 5:49:28 AM PDT by
smokingfrog
( ==> sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: Lucky9teen
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.”
The woman answered “Well, I have contacts.”
The policeman replied “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!”
14 posted on
08/16/2013 5:55:36 AM PDT by
foundedonpurpose
(It's time for a fundamental restoration, of our country's principles!)
To: Lucky9teen
When George Burns was 93, he was at a party.
It was after midnight and he had a whiskey in one hand, and a cigar in the other.
“What does your doctor say about your lifestyle?” somebody asked.
“Oh, he died long time ago,” replied George.
22 posted on
08/16/2013 6:22:43 AM PDT by
foundedonpurpose
(It's time for a fundamental restoration, of our country's principles!)
To: Lucky9teen
An Army driver was chauffeur to a major who was a notorious womanizer. One day, the major saw a lovely girl walk by.
“Turn the car around,” he ordered.
The driver promptly stalled the car. By the time he got it restarted, the girl had vanished around the corner.
“Driver,” barked the major, “you’d be useless in an emergency.”
“I thought I did pretty well,” the driver said. “That was my girlfriend.”
23 posted on
08/16/2013 6:25:19 AM PDT by
foundedonpurpose
(It's time for a fundamental restoration, of our country's principles!)
To: Lucky9teen
WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO TOP 1000!
24 posted on
08/16/2013 6:26:00 AM PDT by
Currentriverrat
(People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
To: Lucky9teen
25 posted on
08/16/2013 6:36:44 AM PDT by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(The average American voter is an idiot. Which is how the Dems want it.)
To: Lucky9teen
29 posted on
08/16/2013 6:46:47 AM PDT by
Monkey Face
(Washington didn't use his right to free speech to defeat the British. He shot them.)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
37 posted on
08/16/2013 7:56:59 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
Sometimes the clown is a little late. Yee hawww!!
45 posted on
08/16/2013 8:16:54 AM PDT by
MarineBrat
(Better dead than red!)
To: Lucky9teen
53 posted on
08/16/2013 8:32:29 AM PDT by
llevrok
("It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words....." - Geo. Orwell)
To: Lucky9teen
I was just informed that i have won an award for excessive laziness, can someone stop and pick it up for me?
last year i won the award for excessive procrastination, maybe i’ll pick it up tomorrow.
57 posted on
08/16/2013 8:45:35 AM PDT by
absolootezer0
(2x divorced tattooed pierced harley hatin meghan mccain luvin' REAL beer drinkin' smoker ..what?)
To: Lucky9teen
65 posted on
08/16/2013 9:46:59 AM PDT by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: Lucky9teen
74 posted on
08/16/2013 11:36:57 AM PDT by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
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