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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 08/23/2013 6:14:35 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, with a warning from the Mother Superior not to get even a drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint naked.
In the middle of the project, there’s a knock at the door.
“Who is it?” calls one of the nuns.
“Blind man,” replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, both deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room.
They open the door..
“Nice boobs,” says the man. “Where do you want the blinds?”
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posted on
08/23/2013 6:45:16 AM PDT
by
BerryDingle
(I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
To: JRios1968
Her photo brings back memories.
When I was playing high school football (c.1968), our coach called a stance like that “the athletic position”. Ready to hit or be hit.
Cool.
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posted on
08/23/2013 6:49:35 AM PDT
by
llevrok
("It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words....." - Geo. Orwell)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/23/2013 6:49:38 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Lucky9teen
HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT BUSY.
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posted on
08/23/2013 6:53:20 AM PDT
by
red-dawg
To: Lucky9teen
Huh. I was in before the ping (post 2) and I’m in after the ping got pulled (post 9)
I didn’t see anything wrong there. But you might wanna re-ping.
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posted on
08/23/2013 6:54:21 AM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/23/2013 7:00:54 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: red-dawg
I see what you did there. It only took me ten minutes to figure it out.
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posted on
08/23/2013 7:07:23 AM PDT
by
IYAS9YAS
(Has anyone seen my tagline? It was here yesterday. I seem to have misplaced it.)
To: Liberty Valance
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posted on
08/23/2013 7:15:53 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Liberty Valance
My uncle was a truck driver. A couple of years ago, while he was driving Cabbage Hill in eastern OR (over the Blue Mountains on I-84 just east of Pendleton), the winds were blowing bad enough the State Troopers were closing down the pass to trucks. Just as my uncle approached the shut down area, the wind whipped hard enough to topple his truck onto the driver's side, and blow it over from the right lane to the left lane up against the guardrail. The guardrail held, thankfully, otherwise he would have been blown over the edge and down a cliff onto the westbound lanes.
It was blowing so hard, that when he attempted to get out of the cab, the wind ripped the door out of his hands and tore his glasses from his face.
The troopers said it looked like a microburst hit at that point.
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posted on
08/23/2013 7:17:06 AM PDT
by
IYAS9YAS
(Has anyone seen my tagline? It was here yesterday. I seem to have misplaced it.)
To: Responsibility2nd; Lucky9teen
This is like an old time OFST. If you don’t get your ping pulled now and again, it’s not a real OFST!
What?! That doesn’t sound right?
Never mind.
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posted on
08/23/2013 7:27:59 AM PDT
by
llevrok
("It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words....." - Geo. Orwell)
To: Lucky9teen
Know why it’s windy in Wyoming???
Nebraska sucks
To: Lucky9teen
This is for anyone who has ever telephoned for computer assistance.
Mujibar of India was trying to get a job.
The Personnel Manager said, ‘Mujibar,
You have passed all the tests, except one.
It is a simple test of your English language skills
Unless you pass it,you cannot qualify for this job.’
Mujibar said, ‘I am ready.’
The manager said,
You must make a sentence using the words
Yellow, Pink, and Green.’
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,
‘Mister manager, I am ready.’
The manager said, ‘Go ahead.’
Mujibar said,
‘The telephone goes green, green,
And I pink it up, and say,
Yellow, this is Mujibar.’
Mujibar now works at a call center
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posted on
08/23/2013 7:30:42 AM PDT
by
IM2MAD
(IM2MAD=Individual Motivated 2 Make A Difference)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/23/2013 7:40:28 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/23/2013 7:56:42 AM PDT
by
absolootezer0
(2x divorced tattooed pierced harley hatin meghan mccain luvin' REAL beer drinkin' smoker ..what?)
To: Responsibility2nd
“I didnt see anything wrong there.”
The balloon was a ... um ... not a balloon. One of the members of the local morality police must have reported it.
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posted on
08/23/2013 8:05:56 AM PDT
by
Pan_Yan
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/23/2013 8:11:00 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: JRios1968
when I saw it, all I could think of was this
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posted on
08/23/2013 8:17:50 AM PDT
by
jmcenanly
("The more corrupt the state, the more laws." Tacitus, Publius Cornelius)
To: Lucky9teen
That was a great one, Lucky. Gosh we could use Ronnie’s leadership again! And humor!
One of my favorite Reagan stories is about when he was having a matter of difference with Desmond Tutu. The differences were being fanned by the press and was getting ugly. So Mr Reagan thought it was time to have a face to face with the Reverend and clear the air.
Afterwards, while running between appointments, the press shouted as he hurried by, “How’d your meeting with Reverend Tutu go???”
Always quick on his feet, Reagan replied : “My meeting with Tutu? So so.”
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posted on
08/23/2013 8:20:25 AM PDT
by
llevrok
("It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words....." - Geo. Orwell)
To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
08/23/2013 8:22:19 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: workerbee
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posted on
08/23/2013 8:23:16 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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