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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 08/23/2013 6:14:35 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: JRios1968
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posted on
08/23/2013 8:24:10 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Arrowhead1952
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posted on
08/23/2013 8:25:20 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: AppyPappy
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posted on
08/23/2013 8:26:05 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Liberty Valance
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posted on
08/23/2013 8:26:52 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: llevrok
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posted on
08/23/2013 8:29:30 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Crazy Jim
46
posted on
08/23/2013 8:30:54 AM PDT
by
absolootezer0
(2x divorced tattooed pierced harley hatin meghan mccain luvin' REAL beer drinkin' smoker ..what?)
To: BerryDingle
47
posted on
08/23/2013 8:36:12 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
08/23/2013 8:37:46 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...
My original ping post got blown away
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posted on
08/23/2013 8:59:32 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)
To: BenLurkin
Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.
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posted on
08/23/2013 9:00:32 AM PDT
by
Pan_Yan
To: llevrok
Speaking of threads being pulled...I wonder if Tony Weiner will join us...
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posted on
08/23/2013 9:01:22 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)
To: llevrok
Der...I mean posts, not threads
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posted on
08/23/2013 9:01:38 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
08/23/2013 9:02:08 AM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,)
To: Lucky9teen
You may have had it right first, calling it a thread. I haven't seen the photo's (cough, cough)
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posted on
08/23/2013 9:07:40 AM PDT
by
llevrok
("It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words....." - Geo. Orwell)
To: BenLurkin
This needs a caption!
"You will obeeeeeeyy!"
To: Pan_Yan
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.
The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.”
The husband texted back to her: “I’m on the toilet. Please advise.”
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posted on
08/23/2013 9:08:45 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)
To: Lucky9teen
It’s a song by Breaking Benjamin.
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posted on
08/23/2013 9:09:08 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: Lucky9teen
A favor: Could you FReepmail me a link to the pic that got your original ping post pulled?
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posted on
08/23/2013 9:09:44 AM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(It wasn't the Rodeo Clown's act, it was the crowd reaction they could't take.)
To: Lucky9teen
Job Interview Question
You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect man (or) woman you have been dreaming about.
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car?
Think before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.
You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect dream lover again.
The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer.
He simply answered: “I would give the car keys to my old friend, and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the woman of my dreams.”
Never forget to “Think Outside of the Box.”
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posted on
08/23/2013 9:10:24 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat. - Reagan)
To: gov_bean_ counter
THIS WIND STORM NEEDS TO STOP!!! It’s freaking me out because its shaking my whole bedroom.
Seriously this is how it was walking to work today
And this was the terror on some of my co-worker’s faces as when they realized the wind had only gotten worse.
They’re like ‘Don’t make us go out there again!’
It just needs to stop already.
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posted on
08/23/2013 9:10:28 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)
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