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The SS OBAMACARE FAILBOAT sails again!
Posted on 10/21/2013 10:44:02 AM PDT by Lazamataz
Obama instructed me to call 1-800-318-2596, the Health Care Marketplace hotline.
That is because http://www.healthcare.gov/ doesn't work.
I followed the prompts, and was told to go to http://www.healthcare.gov/ to learn more.
You cannot make this s*** up.
"...Fail...
....exciting and new...
....come aboard...
....we're EXPECTING YOUUUUuuuu....
....and Fail....
....Obama's sweetest reward....
....let it flow....
....it flows back to hiiiimmmm.....
..... THE FAIL BOAT....
..... SOON WILL BE MAKING ANOTHER RUN....
..... THE FAIL BOAT....
..... PROMISES NOTHING FOR EVERYONNNNEEEE....
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To: Raebie
ALL ABOARD THE FAILBOAT!
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posted on
10/21/2013 10:57:27 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: DannyTN
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posted on
10/21/2013 10:58:22 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: Lazamataz
The first enrollees in the Obamacare Failboat:
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posted on
10/21/2013 10:59:25 AM PDT
by
So Cal Rocket
(Task 1: Accomplished, Task 2: Hold them Accountable!)
To: DannyTN
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posted on
10/21/2013 11:00:42 AM PDT
by
Zathras
To: So Cal Rocket
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posted on
10/21/2013 11:00:53 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: Lazamataz
But it seemed so easy....
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posted on
10/21/2013 11:01:36 AM PDT
by
bigbob
(The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
To: bigbob
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posted on
10/21/2013 11:02:47 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: So Cal Rocket
Just damn.. I would kick the living you-know-what out of that Driver after landing.
28
posted on
10/21/2013 11:04:32 AM PDT
by
MaxMax
(Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
To: martin_fierro
This is industrial grade humor, bro. :)
Send for the Minions. :)
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posted on
10/21/2013 11:05:53 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: Lazamataz
don’t we all want to take a cruise on that boat? lol
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posted on
10/21/2013 11:06:19 AM PDT
by
machogirl
(First they came for my tagline)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
10/21/2013 11:09:07 AM PDT
by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer)
To: So Cal Rocket
Did the chick in the yellow swimsuit get her sunglasses back?
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posted on
10/21/2013 11:09:15 AM PDT
by
machogirl
(First they came for my tagline)
To: thackney
“My website doesn’t work. Call this number instead, which refers you to my website that doesn’t work.”
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posted on
10/21/2013 11:09:54 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: thackney
I’m going to steal that? okay?
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posted on
10/21/2013 11:10:43 AM PDT
by
machogirl
(First they came for my tagline)
To: machogirl
I like the girl who does the faceplant, myself.
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posted on
10/21/2013 11:11:00 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: machogirl
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posted on
10/21/2013 11:11:43 AM PDT
by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer)
To: Lazamataz
This would be hilarious if it weren't costing my yet-to-be born grandchildren, so much.
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posted on
10/21/2013 11:12:48 AM PDT
by
liberalh8ter
(The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
To: machogirl; Lazamataz
From the same site
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posted on
10/21/2013 11:13:21 AM PDT
by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer)
To: thackney
LOL, waiting for Lightening to strike that building.
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posted on
10/21/2013 11:15:49 AM PDT
by
machogirl
(First they came for my tagline)
To: Lazamataz
Who would go stand under that boat?
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posted on
10/21/2013 11:16:23 AM PDT
by
machogirl
(First they came for my tagline)
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