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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 12/13/2013 4:44:09 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Arrowhead1952
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posted on
12/13/2013 7:44:48 AM PST
by
TADSLOS
(The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
To: Dead Corpse
Oh, that is soooooo good!
42
posted on
12/13/2013 7:45:09 AM PST
by
Silentgypsy
(Mondays should be outlawed.)
To: ErnBatavia
43
posted on
12/13/2013 7:45:52 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(The 0baMao Experiment: Abject Failure)
To: Lucky9teen
“Nelson Mandela is a leader who Barack Obama should try to emulate. He could start by spending 27 years in prison.” -- Don Imus
Last week it was reported that General Mills is partnering with Michelle Obama to promote healthy eating. Here are the first two products:
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell right on his twitchy little nose.
“Oh please excuse me,” said the bunny. “I didn’t mean to trip over you, but I’m blind and can’t see.”
“That’s perfectly all right,” replied the snake. “To be sure, it was my fault. I didn’t mean to trip you, but I’m blind too, and I didn’t see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?”
“Well, I really don’t know,” said the bunny. “I’m blind, and I’ve never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.” So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, “Well, you’re soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!
The bunny said, “I can’t thank you enough. But by the way, what kind of animal are you?”
The snake replied that he didn’t know either, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake asked, “Well, what kind of an animal am I?”
The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied, “You’re cold, you’re slippery, and you haven’t got any balls…. You must be a politician.”
All for today!!
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posted on
12/13/2013 7:50:45 AM PST
by
upchuck
(I can't stand people that don't know the difference between 'than' and 'then.' Their so stupid...)
To: Lucky9teen
45
posted on
12/13/2013 8:04:18 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Tolerance and apathy are the last virtues of a dying society. - Aristotle)
To: ErnBatavia
46
posted on
12/13/2013 8:11:11 AM PST
by
EQAndyBuzz
("The GOP fights its own base with far more vigor than it employs in fighting the Dims.")
To: Lucky9teen
47
posted on
12/13/2013 9:27:17 AM PST
by
Yorlik803
( Church/Caboose in 2016)
To: Lucky9teen
To the tune of Let It Snow:
Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee
To: EQAndyBuzz
Mullets and Codpieces.....I miss the good ole days.
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posted on
12/13/2013 10:23:03 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(The 0baMao Experiment: Abject Failure)
To: ErnBatavia
I printed this out, laminated it, and hung it up in my class as a warning to my students.
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posted on
12/13/2013 10:33:25 AM PST
by
verga
(The devil is in the details)
To: Lucky9teen
Just in time for Christmas....
To: Lucky9teen
Well stated....
Participating in a gun buy back program because you think that criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbors have too many kids...
To: Lucky9teen; Daffynition
Whoo! FRIDAY!
To: Lucky9teen; JoeProBono
This looks shooped to me.
To: Revolting cat!
SHOW ME THE SILLY.
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
12/13/2013 12:35:35 PM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Liberty Valance; absolootezer0; AmericanMade1776; andy58-in-nh; AngelesCrestHighway; ...
FILL IN THE BLANK
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posted on
12/13/2013 12:44:27 PM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
To: Lucky9teen
One of the real ones is "because it will give your mom piece of mind."
And I didn't even know my mom liked Iron Maiden!
To: a fool in paradise
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posted on
12/13/2013 12:53:03 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
To: Lucky9teen
60
posted on
12/13/2013 1:10:54 PM PST
by
andy58-in-nh
(Cogito, ergo armatum sum.)
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