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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 12/13/2013 4:44:09 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
12/13/2013 5:53:25 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
12/13/2013 5:55:31 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Lucky9teen
WOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO TGIF!
In before the 5 inches of sleet...
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posted on
12/13/2013 5:57:16 AM PST
by
Currentriverrat
(People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
12/13/2013 6:03:29 AM PST
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
12/13/2013 6:11:11 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
“I need another specimen cup!”
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posted on
12/13/2013 6:13:32 AM PST
by
MortMan
(We've gone from ‘failure is not an option’ to ‘failure is not an obstacle’.)
To: Pan_Yan
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posted on
12/13/2013 6:14:27 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Disambiguator
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posted on
12/13/2013 6:18:10 AM PST
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BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
12/13/2013 6:22:22 AM PST
by
Berlin_Freeper
(I'm a guanka in a bunkaquank in Eskimo)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
12/13/2013 6:32:31 AM PST
by
Baynative
(Wake me up early, be good to my dogs and teach my children to pray.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
12/13/2013 6:35:06 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(I will not comply.)
To: Baynative
A portable cassette tape player? That cartoon has to be circa 1989.
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posted on
12/13/2013 6:46:45 AM PST
by
Pan_Yan
(Who told you that you were naked? Genesis 3:11)
To: Lucky9teen
“I think I pee’d a wittle bit”
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
12/13/2013 7:01:01 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(I know the voices aren't real, but man, do they ever come up with some good ideas!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
12/13/2013 7:04:35 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(I know the voices aren't real, but man, do they ever come up with some good ideas!)
To: Lucky9teen
True story, prescription side effects
A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, “Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?”
He declines. “Thanks for asking, but, I’m not hungry right now. “It’s this Viagra,” he says. “It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”
At lunchtime, she asks him if he’d like something. “How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?”
He declines. “The Viagra,” he says, “really trashes my desire for food.”
Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. “Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or
tasty stir fry?”
He declines again. “No,” he says, “it’s got to be the Viagra. I’m still not hungry.”
“Well,” she says, “Would you mind letting me up? I’m starving.”
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posted on
12/13/2013 7:32:19 AM PST
by
Arrowhead1952
(The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
To: Lucky9teen
Lol! I’m cranberry and popcorn strung.
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posted on
12/13/2013 7:36:31 AM PST
by
Silentgypsy
(Mondays should be outlawed.)
To: All
WARNING:
After a recent wave of identity thefts, the FBI estimates there are over 500 fake Obamacare websites set up for the sole purpose of stealing your personal information.
So protect yourself and remember: The real web site is the one that doesn’t work.
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posted on
12/13/2013 7:37:47 AM PST
by
Arrowhead1952
(The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
12/13/2013 7:42:34 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(The 0baMao Experiment: Abject Failure)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
12/13/2013 7:43:05 AM PST
by
Cyber Liberty
(H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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