To: Focault's Pendulum
“Diarrhea”. Not another word will be said.
2 posted on
02/27/2014 7:26:16 AM PST by
albie
To: albie
You’re correct ... I have first hand knowledge.
3 posted on
02/27/2014 7:27:58 AM PST by
knarf
(I say things that are true .. I have no proof .. but they're true.)
To: albie
>> Diarrhea. Not another word will be said.
unless you happen to work for a gastroenterologist.
11 posted on
02/27/2014 7:31:27 AM PST by
Nervous Tick
(Without GOD, men get what they deserve.)
To: albie
"Diarrhea. Not another word will be said."That's the big one to save for not coming in at all. Throw in "I'm vomiting", and "I really don't think it's food poisoning", and you're home free!
13 posted on
02/27/2014 7:33:10 AM PST by
Slump Tester
(What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
To: albie
I’ve had some woman employee tell me that she had a “urine tract infection”. It made me not ask any more, but I wonder if that’s the nature of the excuse game.
24 posted on
02/27/2014 7:49:29 AM PST by
MNDude
To: albie
Explosive DiarrheaCourtesy - Jeff Foxworthy
43 posted on
02/27/2014 8:31:51 AM PST by
Slyfox
(When Jesus sees a momma holding her little baby, it reminds him of his own momma.)
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