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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 03/14/2014 5:57:50 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

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1 posted on 03/14/2014 5:57:50 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...



THEN GET TO SOME


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2 posted on 03/14/2014 6:00:20 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen

FIRST!


3 posted on 03/14/2014 6:00:33 AM PDT by Old Sarge (TINVOWOOT: There Is No Voting Our Way Out Of This)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 2?


4 posted on 03/14/2014 6:00:39 AM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top Ten!!!!


5 posted on 03/14/2014 6:01:05 AM PDT by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: Old Sarge; sodpoodle

Hat tip sodpoodle

Cowboy Solution (This is Good)

I have lived, loved, lost and loved again.

Life is not easy,..... but it is what it is.

Cowboy rules for:

Arizona, Texas, Oklahoma, Colorado, New Mexico, Wyoming, Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Utah, Nebraska, Idaho, and the rest of the Wild West are as follows:

1. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot.

2. Turn your cap right, your head ain’t crooked.

3. Let’s get this straight: it’s called a ‘gravel road.’ I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you’re gonna get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.

4. They are cattle. That’s why they smell like cattle. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don’t like it? I-10 & I-40 go east and west, I-17 & I-15 goes north and south. Pick one and go.

5. So you have a $60,000 car. We’re impressed. We have $250,000 Combines that are driven only 3 weeks a year.

6. Every person in the Wild West waves. It’s called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.

7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of geese/pheasants/ducks/doves are comin’ in during a hunt, we WILL shoot it outta your hand. You better hope you don’t have it up to your ear at the time.

8. Yeah. We eat trout, salmon, deer and elk. You really want sushi and caviar? It’s available at the corner bait shop.

9. The ‘Opener’ refers to the first day of deer season. It’s a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.

10.. We open doors for women. That’s applied to all women, regardless of age..

11. No, there’s no ‘vegetarian special’ on the menu. Order steak, or you can order the Chef’s Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham and turkey.

12. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup! Oh, yeah ... We don’t care what you folks in Cincinnati call that stuff you eat... IT AIN’T REAL CHILI!!

13. You bring ‘Coke’ into my house, it better be brown, wet and served over ice. You bring ‘Mary Jane’ into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.

14. College and High School Football is as important here as the Giants, the Yankees, the Mets, the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch.

15. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don’t hit the water hazards - it spooks the fish.

16. Turn down that blasted car stereo! That thumpity-thump ain’t music, anyway. We don’t want to hear it anymore than we want to see your boxers! Refer back to #1!

A true Westerner will send this to at least 10 others and a few new friends that probably won’t get it, but we’re friendly so we share in hopes you can begin to understand what a real life is all about!!!

And there is more.............
The COWBOY Solution to save Gasoline.

OBAMA wants us to cut the amount of gasoline we use.....

The best way to stop using so much gasoline is to deport 15 million illegal immigrants!

That would be 15 million less people using our gas.
The price of gas would come down.....
Bring our troops home from Afghanistan to guard the borders....

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Afghanistan ....

Tell him if he wants to come to AMERICA then he must serve a tour in OUR military....

Give him a soldier’s pay while he’s there and tax him on it......

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country...
He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident......
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Afghanistan and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. .......

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Afghanistan anyway, without the rifle or ammo.

Problem solved.....

If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends....

I just did..........


6 posted on 03/14/2014 6:04:39 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: TADSLOS

Top 5, 6, or 7, depending on when this post gets through


7 posted on 03/14/2014 6:05:30 AM PDT by NCC-1701 (I am proud of what America USED TO BE.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Good morning everybody!


8 posted on 03/14/2014 6:06:17 AM PDT by FroggyTheGremlim ("It is not the color of his skin, ... it is the blackness that fills his soul")
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To: NCC-1701
Hey..how have you been? Good to see you here. :)


9 posted on 03/14/2014 6:08:13 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 10 woot...

Or, maybe not


10 posted on 03/14/2014 6:15:15 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Insurgent Conservative)
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To: Lucky9teen

Woo Hoo!

Top Ten (maybe)


11 posted on 03/14/2014 6:16:59 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Missed it by that much! Top Ten, that is.


12 posted on 03/14/2014 6:17:28 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: Lucky9teen
My son-in-law is a bonafide quantum physicist and his reaction to Commie Core math was - "What the hell is this?"


13 posted on 03/14/2014 6:21:44 AM PDT by Slyfox (When Jesus sees a momma holding her little baby, it reminds him of his own momma.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 15!


14 posted on 03/14/2014 6:26:23 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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15 posted on 03/14/2014 6:27:03 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 20!!!


16 posted on 03/14/2014 6:28:36 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't try to win over the haters. You're not the Jackass Whisperer.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Peace sells... but who's buying?


17 posted on 03/14/2014 6:30:26 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: Lucky9teen

18 posted on 03/14/2014 6:31:08 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Tre Norner eg ber, binde til rota...)
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To: Lucky9teen
TOP TWENTY!!!!

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY!!!!

ERIN GO BRAGH!

19 posted on 03/14/2014 6:31:12 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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20 posted on 03/14/2014 6:34:53 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Tre Norner eg ber, binde til rota...)
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