anyway, DONT GO unless you really make a bathroom stop in advance cause the pain will be unbearable both from the movie and you know what.
your faithful reviewer Beebuster2000
Were Emma Watson and Jennifer Connolly good looking in the movie?
Wife and I enjoyed it but we go to movies during the day on a weekday. Can’t stand chatty kids in a movie. Ugh. I don’t envy that experience.
A collection of FREEPER threads on the movie - Noah ...
Religious tide turns against ‘Noah’
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3138393/posts
Noah: a classic blunder
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3138403/posts
Nine problems with the movie “Noah”
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3138569/posts
Don’t Get Punked by Paramount’s Pagan Noah Film
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Noah – The Emperor’s New Movie (The Utter Embarrassing Mess of ‘Noah’)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3138663/posts
‘Noah’ Review: Brilliantly Sinister Anti-Christian Filmmaking
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3138716/posts
Noah, The Film: All Washed Up
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/3138756/posts
Box Office: ‘Noah’ Winning Over Faith-Based and Mainstream Moviegoers
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3138788/posts
No meat at ‘Noah’ party
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3138805/posts
The Noah Movie: Our Detailed Review [Christian Review]
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The Noah Movie: Deconstructing Noah’s Ark; Godawful Storytelling
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/3138821/posts
Atheist ‘Noah’ director brags film is least biblical Bible movie ever
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Moviegoers Are Thinking Things Over After Earthquake Hits During ‘Noah’
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3138838/posts
Ken Ham: The Unbiblical ‘Noah’ Is a Fable of a Film
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3138844/posts
Box Office: Moviegoers Flock to ‘Noah’… But Hate It
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3138851/posts
BOX OFFICE: ‘Noah’ Rises, ‘God’s Not Dead’ Surprises As Schwarzenegger Brought To Knees
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3138858/posts
Ray Comfort Releases Christian Noah Movie: Watch ‘Noah and the Last Day’ on YouTube for Free
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The midrashiest midrash that ever was midrashed [a spoiler-free “Noah” review]
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-religion/3138958/posts
Were you expecting something other than this from Hollyweird?
Thank you for the entertaining review!!
Russel Crowe is an historical moron. I heard his political ramblings and opinions in the movie about Robin Hood and had to turn off the DVD.
As a matter of fact, in Genesis, God accepts the ANIMAL offering of Abel, while REJECTING the vegetable offering of Cain, which resulted in Cain killing Abel.
The Fallen Angels were the “bad guys”.
This entire flick is a piece of Hollyweird politically correct crap and I wouldn’t waste a penny of my money or a minute of my time on this junk.
UNFORTUNATELY, this is the MOST exposure to the Bible many “Christian” kids will get.
Curious. An odd assertion for a movie when that sentiment is juxtaposed against the need to "preserve all fauna" in the coming flood. Indeed, if God meant humans to be vegetarians, or even worse Veeeeegahnnnns, then the purpose of having animals on this Earth serves what? Are we to assume that God's intentions according to liberal Veeeeegahnnnns is that humans (with no souls apparently) are to be the food of animals then? And, moreover, thus having then been relegated to 'food' for the animals, just exactly why does God feel it necessary to punish humans (again, who apparently don't have free will and no souls per liberal veeeeghannnnns). They are food! Why 'destroy' anything at all then? It just don't make no damn sense if you aks me.
Noah set sail with a solid $15.2 million on Friday, while Sabotage was the latest Arnold Schwarzenegger vehicle to blow up.
Noah’s $15.2 million debut is a bit up from Russell Crowe’s Robin Hood ($13 million), and is also noticeably higher than February’s Son of God ($9.5 million). Still, its miles away from disaster movies 2012 and The Day After Tomorrow, both of which opened over $23 million.
The movie received a poor “C” CinemaScore, which isn’t surprising given some of the unexpected fantasy elements in the movie. Assuming that negative word-of-mouth doesn’t take effect this weekend, Noah should wind up with around $40 million for the three-day frame.
Watched 45 mins of this downer and left. It is a creepy rip off from LOTR.
Good review. Here’s the money quote:
“please Creator, make the flood stoop so the movie can end and i can go to the bathroom.”
LOL
Think I’ll pass on this one.
Best review of the movie I’ve read so far. It made me laugh. We seldom go to the movies for two reasons: First, we don’t want to support a Hollywood that is anti-every thing we believe. Second, and most importantly, if my husband doesn’t like a movie, he lets everyone know it, usually before it ends. I’m only slightly better. I hate to pay to be sitting in a dark room with strangers watch a bunch of crap on a screen.
Our church went through the book of Genesis last year. One thing that really struck me about the story of the flood is it’s been turned into a children’s story. In fact, millions of people died because they refused to hear the warning and turn from their wicked ways. There is so much pain and anguish just below the surface. Can you imagine having to hear the screams of those who suddenly realize that they are lost?
I never thought about it before, but maybe Noah was wracked with guilt and that’s why he felt the need to drink. Self-medication.
BEEF
It’s whats for dinner
...and now for the counterpoint...
“anyway, DONT GO unless you really make a bathroom stop”
Why? What do you think those giant sized soda cups are for? This way you dont miss any of the movie. ;-)
Does the vegetarian creator ensure that the lions make it onto the ark?
Sobers up and returns to dig around in the dirt? Lovely, sounds like a hit!
Well, when you write like an ignorant 3rd grader I wouldn’t expect you to get much of such a movie. Try showing respect for your readers next time.
It would seem you need a new keyboard as your capitals are intermittent. Might want to check that out.