[dfwgator]

I used to love her but I had to kill her
I used to love her, oh yeah but I had to kill her
I had to put her six feet under
And I can still hear her complain

[Wyrd bið ful aræd]

Ladies, nagging is unnecessary. If a man says he'll do something, then he WILL do it.

There's no need to remind him every six months about it!

[AZLiberty]

Men have a shorter life expectancy than women. Coincidence? I think not.

[sauropod]

I think the operative phrase is “Yes, Dear.”

[USNBandit]

So if she is nagging me about getting more life insurance, does that show premeditation?

[HangnJudge]

Why do Men die before their Wives?
Because they want to.

/Drum riff....

[9YearLurker]

Nah, it’s that passive-aggressive guys make a point of not doing anything they’ve specifically been asked to do. All that negative effort and emotion makes them croak early. That they have a nagging wife is correlated with that, but as another effect of their behavior—not the cause of their demise.

[CrazyIvan]

Mark Twain claimed he had a severely nagged uncle who had gone deaf years ago. However he could still hear the word whiskey whispered three rooms away with the doors shut.

[sueQ]

Reminds me of a joke my husband once told me. A man went to the doctor after experiencing severe anxiety. The doctor asked, “Is your wife a big nagger?” He replied, “No, she’s just a itty bitty white woman.”

Bad taste, I know. But I miss him so much. He was the nag in my family. I’d give anything to hear him nag me again.

[catnipman]

Probably dying is the only way they can get any peace.

[catnipman]

A buddy and I used to trade one-up stories with each other about some of our bad marriages.

I told him about the time I tried to run through the house to escape the nagging and my wife ran after me. You could run a circle through the house, and eventually I started pulling over chairs after me to form obstacles like kids do when they chase each other through the house.

My buddy said that was nothing. He got in his car to drive away from the nagging one time and his wife threw herself down on the driveway behind the car so he couldn’t leave.

I allowed as how his story did in fact beat mine.

[JRandomFreeper]

There's a solution to nagging.

It's called a front door.

Bye.

/johnny

[NewHampshireDuo]

Mrs. NHD never nags me. She does remind me from time to time about things I’ve committed to do.

Hi Hon!!!

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

How "I" handle nagging!

It always works-once!

[equaviator]

It’s very difficult to promise unconditional love with all of that damned nagging! Doesn’t she know that having a double standard cancels out the Golden Rule?

[DivineMomentsOfTruth]

LOL. When my ex-boyfriend and I broke up he told me I did not nag him enough!

[MIchaelTArchangel]

"...constant nagging between spouses..."

Call me sexist but almost all the nagging I have ever witness is a wife nagging a husband.

[reed13k]

Mark

[a fool in paradise]

I rode the commuter rail on a failed journey in town last weekend.

I was the lone passenger waiting at two stops (15-20 minute wait each time).

While I waited, I kept getting nagged by pre-recorded messaged about every 2 minutes.

“DON’T CROSS MID-BLOCK, ONLY USE THE APPROVED AND MARKED CROSSINGS”

And then again in Spanish.

“DON’T TRY TO PUT MORE THAN 2 BICYCLES IN A SINGLE RAIL CAR. THERE IS ONLY STORAGE SPACE FOR 2 BICYCLES PER CAR.”

And then again in Spanish.

“DON’T FORGET TO PURCHASE A TICKET. ALL PASSENGERS MUST HAVE A TICKET TO RIDE THE METRO RAIL.”

And then again in Spanish.

“DON’T BRING ANY FOOD OR DRINKS INTO THE RAIL CAR. YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO EAT ON THE METRO RAIL.”

And then again in Spanish.

“IF YOU SEE ANY SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY YOU SHOULD CALL ##### TO REPORT IT TO METRO POLICE...”

And then again in Spanish.

and on and on and on...

JUST LET ME WAIT FOR THE VEHICLE IN PEACE AND QUIET!

Nag
Nag
Nag

[Doomonyou]

The Man Song!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCdKiRDdohA