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Crocodile Wedding: Mexican Town Mayor ‘Marries’ Reptile
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Posted on 07/21/2014 4:19:59 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Joel Vasquez Rojas, the mayor of San Pedro Huamelula, married the reptile – dressed in a white gown – at the city hall and then shared a dance in front of packed party of local residents.
According to local tradition, the crocodile is a princess whose marriage to the town mayor will bring in an abundance of seafood for fisherman on the Pacific coast.
‘As young people, this means a lot,’ said local resident Eduardo Zarate
'It’s the greatest treasure our ancestors have left us.’
For safety, the crocodile’s jaw was wired shut for the day.
‘It is my wish to marry the young princess,’ said Mr Vasquez Rojas as the pair were married.
Local council members funded the event, with those who didn’t contribute issued with a fine.
The festivities included dancing and fireworks, and the groom told reporters he was delighted with how the day went.
TOPICS: Local News; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bestiality; crocodile; fish; interspecieslove; marriage; marriagelaws; mexico; napl; slipperyslope
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To: COBOL2Java; nickcarraway
The coyote who takes this couple across the desert to CA is going to have some severe hydration problems with la Señora.
Perhaps we ought to tell Team Obama so the BP can have a special series of tanks ready. OTOH, with all those little kids around, food won't be a problem for her.
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posted on
07/21/2014 5:21:43 PM PDT
by
Kenny Bunk
(The GOP is dying. What do we do now?)
To: nickcarraway
The couple reportedly were unable to consummate their union due to a reptile dysfunction .....
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posted on
07/21/2014 5:38:42 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Viva Viagra!)
To: nickcarraway
Reminds me of my first wife. At least the cold blooded part.
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posted on
07/21/2014 5:42:44 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: mikrofon
Does he expect the new bride to go down on him at the honeymoon suite?
He likes those crockcasian mamacitas.
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posted on
07/21/2014 5:43:36 PM PDT
by
tflabo
(Truth or tyranny)
To: GeronL
Sicko!
She’s obviously too young for marriage!
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posted on
07/21/2014 6:02:51 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(He ain't heavy, he's my Boa.)
To: Rebelbase
With this taking a crocodile is your wife business..
You just know that in a few years she’s going to end of being an old bag
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posted on
07/21/2014 6:03:00 PM PDT
by
tophat9000
(An Eye for an Eye, a Word for a Word...nothing more)
To: Salamander
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posted on
07/21/2014 6:03:35 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
To: Salamander
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posted on
07/21/2014 6:04:08 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
To: faithhopecharity
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posted on
07/21/2014 6:04:14 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(He ain't heavy, he's my Boa.)
To: GeronL
Nope....I’m amphibian.
We split off from those things years ago.
:)
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posted on
07/21/2014 6:09:11 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(He ain't heavy, he's my Boa.)
To: tflabo
Dunno, but rumor has it the bride was into S&M and leather ...
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posted on
07/21/2014 6:15:08 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(i.e. Shoes & Moccasins)
To: nickcarraway
Coming to a court room near you.
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posted on
07/21/2014 6:48:54 PM PDT
by
Mark85937
(If your cultural views conflict with the Bible, you need to examine your cultural views.)
To: Mark85937
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posted on
07/21/2014 7:07:21 PM PDT
by
null and void
(If Bill Clinton was the first black president, why isn't Barack Obama the first woman president?)
To: nickcarraway
My bad, sorry. Thought this was the Valerie Jarrett wedding party.
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posted on
07/21/2014 7:21:27 PM PDT
by
Covenantor
("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
To: tophat9000
She's been 'round the block B4
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posted on
07/23/2014 8:25:26 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
To: mikrofon
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posted on
07/23/2014 8:26:57 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
To: Salamander
Someone should take the groom aside and 'splain a couple of things to him.
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posted on
07/23/2014 8:36:44 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
To: Daffynition
Huh.
I wondered what ever happened to Gallagher.
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posted on
07/23/2014 11:42:39 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(He ain't heavy, he's my Boa.)
To: null and void
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posted on
07/23/2014 11:43:54 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(He ain't heavy, he's my Boa.)
To: Salamander
*I wondered what ever happened to Gallagher.*
Probably in a seedy old folks home with a plastic poncho ....
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posted on
07/24/2014 8:52:24 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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