And to think that they call themselves the Benevolent Protective Order of the Elks
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I wonder what the citizens of, say, errr…MALMO would have done, hmmmm…?
Other than there I freaking LOVE Sweden..!
Tolerance and BOOBS —nice.
Scandinavian elk are like our moose, so any comments about cheese and bitten sisters are appropriate on this thread.
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They call what we call moose elk in Sweden. Moose on the loose.
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Isn’t The Angry Elks the name of a fierce Swedish bicyclist gang?
The Elks i know are usually loaded on $1.50 drafts by 11 o’clock.....
A Swedish chef got bit by a Moochelle once.
First the came for the Elks, and I said nothing.
Then they came for the Moose, and I said nothing.
When they came for the Masons, there was no one to speak up for them.
Oh the horror of it!
The singular of deer is deer, and the PLURAL of deer is deer.
Likewise ELK. Ditto sheep.
As Mayor Shinn in “THE MUSIC MAN” repeatedly admonished his daughter, “Mind your phraseology!”
If the residents will just stay in their grilled window cages, everything will be just fine, especially the elk.
Sons of Bullwinkle?
They have Elks Clubs in Sweden and the cops won’t shoot “angry elks” who have had too much to drink at the bar? How civil of the Swedish cops!
Swedish moose/elk update