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The Humour Corner – A Computer For The Jewish People
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| July 25th, 2014
| Gemma Klatzko
Posted on 07/25/2014 12:45:23 PM PDT by EinNYC
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Oy vey! It's like a boxed version of your mother! And the operating system is GUILT 1.0.
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posted on
07/25/2014 12:45:23 PM PDT
by
EinNYC
To: EinNYC
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posted on
07/25/2014 12:50:30 PM PDT
by
RoosterRedux
(Obama: Race is his cover...jihad is his game.)
To: EinNYC
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posted on
07/25/2014 12:52:11 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: RoosterRedux
Countdown to the first “I am offended” response.
10...9...8...7...
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posted on
07/25/2014 12:53:52 PM PDT
by
Walrus
(I love the America that used to be ---I hate the America that now IS!)
To: Walrus
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posted on
07/25/2014 12:55:20 PM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: EinNYC
the operating system
Your mother buys you two new shirts, you wear one to please
her and she says, “What, you didn’t like the other one?”.
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posted on
07/25/2014 12:58:55 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: EinNYC
Haha! I’ve always wished I could speak Yiddish.
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posted on
07/25/2014 12:59:40 PM PDT
by
RushIsMyTeddyBear
(Great vid by ShorelineMike! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOZjJk6nbD4&feature=plcp)
To: Walrus
Countdown to the first I am offended response.Then you'll have to wait for the first muslim computer.
When it's user gets offended, it explodes.
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posted on
07/25/2014 1:01:05 PM PDT
by
RoosterRedux
(Obama: Race is his cover...jihad is his game.)
To: Walrus; All
its for it's
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posted on
07/25/2014 1:02:18 PM PDT
by
RoosterRedux
(Obama: Race is his cover...jihad is his game.)
To: EinNYC
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posted on
07/25/2014 1:11:14 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: EinNYC
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posted on
07/25/2014 1:13:28 PM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: CaptainAmiigaf; Bloody Sam Roberts
To: RoosterRedux
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posted on
07/25/2014 1:19:13 PM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: EinNYC
I invented the first redneck computer but it never really went anywhere. For starters, if you spelled something right it would correct it. It also cost to much to operate; it ran on beer. It had a dog instead of a mouse. The cursor inserted four letter words about every third word. Worst of all, Windows had no screen so anything could come in when it opened.
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posted on
07/25/2014 1:20:15 PM PDT
by
inpajamas
(http://outskirtspress.com/ONE)
To: Walrus
Not from Freeper Jews
My computer does this, as does my iPhone and iPad. It’s an app.
9) The PC shuts down automatically at sundown on Friday evenings.
Mainly because I will check it unless it is off.
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posted on
07/25/2014 1:22:02 PM PDT
by
Jewbacca
(The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
To: RushIsMyTeddyBear
“aha! Ive always wished I could speak Yiddish.”
My mother always told me, “if you can’t say something nice about a person, say it in Yiddish.”
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posted on
07/25/2014 1:23:19 PM PDT
by
Jewbacca
(The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
To: EinNYC
I suppose instead of bugs it gets locusts.
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posted on
07/25/2014 1:24:36 PM PDT
by
Telepathic Intruder
(The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
To: RoosterRedux
“hen you’ll have to wait for the first muslim computer.”
1. It doesn’t work.
2. Demands its own desk, then room, then house.
3. Kills all other electronic equipment in the house.
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posted on
07/25/2014 1:24:54 PM PDT
by
Jewbacca
(The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
To: EinNYC
FWIW, there’s turkey Spam, which could be kosher...
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posted on
07/25/2014 1:27:03 PM PDT
by
chajin
("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
To: Jewbacca
And when you Google the muslim porn sites, this is what you get...
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posted on
07/25/2014 1:39:32 PM PDT
by
RoosterRedux
(Obama: Race is his cover...jihad is his game.)
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