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That could have been a serious stink bomb!
Nigerian Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab
Such a nice Amish name.
Is anyone really surprised? These savages wipe their ass with their hands..
“Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab”, sounds kind of like what you would find in underpants used for a couple of weeks no change,,
Ok. Just EWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Well that because of the well-known effect of the SPBDS (Smelly Pants Bomb Diffusing Syndrome).
I like the plan one guy came up with a few years ago to end once and for all Islamo plane bombs and hijackings:
1. All Muslims must take separate flights from general population no exceptions.
2. Flight-plan will be filed and followed to the degree.
3. If plane veers one degree off flight plan, auto-pilot will take over, will be impossible to override whereas plane will fly over the nearest ocean miles from any population and shipping lanes and proceed to blow up.
The guy sitting next to him probably said, “Hey! You smell like a**!”
Then Abdul answered, “Nah, it is just the explosive chemicals . . .”
That’s when he tackled him.
I’ve been seated next to guys like him on airplanes.
I do believe this was standard issue attire for the Occupy Stinkfest.
Thank you, oh L-rd, for making our enemies vile.
We seem to be getting one post for every day he wore the damned things
Meanwhile, the underwear bomber’s Nigerian father learned of his son’s plans and warned U.S. authorities. So why was the underwear bomber even allowed to board the plane in Amsterdam?
It’s almost like the U.S. authorities wanted the plane to explode over Detroit, so they could take away more of our liberties and freedoms.
Remember your mom’s admonition about wearing clean underwear.
The real reason behind that was that she would be mortified “if you got hit by a bus” and rushed to the hospital where the nurses would see your underwear. If, God forbid, they weren’t clean, it would reflect poorly upon her.
(”Imagine,” said the nurse, “letting your child go out and get hit by a bus while wearing dirty underwear. What kind of a mother is she?”)
So, the real reason that that the bomber failed lies with his mother...
(”What if, Achmed, you should try to blow up a plane with a bomb in your underpants and you fail because they weren’t clean. Imagine my shame...”)
Shutting my eyes, don’t even want to imagine what this feelthy pig looks like.
It’s amazing nobody keeled over from the smell.
Bet he had a nice rash. When can we outlaw these inhuman animals.
Pray America wakes up
sometimes its not lucky to wear the same unwashed undies on game day...
Well, now we know why he was lighting matches - to cover the stink.
Jihadists won’t make that mistake again. 8d asymmetric warfare.
The universalism of Islam, in its all-embracing creed, is imposed on the be- lievers as a continuous process of warfare, psychological and political, if not strictly military. . . . The Jihad, accordingly, may be stated as a doctrine of a permanent state of war, not continuous fighting.”— Majid Khadduri
The Quranic Concept of War - Joseph C. Meyers