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1 posted on 08/04/2014 12:50:47 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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Tshirt: I can't wait until the day that the chicken can cross the road without its motive being challenged.
2 posted on 08/04/2014 1:05:22 PM PDT by garyb
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: I look forward to the day when all Americans can cross the street without having their motives questioned


3 posted on 08/04/2014 1:05:48 PM PDT by PGR88
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If the restaurant offered entertainment, would that be a duck and cover?


4 posted on 08/04/2014 1:05:49 PM PDT by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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Not much of a duck eater.

I like the Orange Chicken and Mandarin Chicken as long as it isn’t Tabby.

I do love me some Pho, Tripe pho is the best and yes I know exactly what tripe is.


5 posted on 08/04/2014 1:06:43 PM PDT by GraceG (No, My Initials are not A.B.)
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My question is this:

When China abandoned the Wade Giles system of transliteration between Mandarin and English, and Peking became Beijing based on the new transliteration between the languages, why didn’t Peking Duck become Beijing Duck???


6 posted on 08/04/2014 1:07:55 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego (s)
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U tupid fwicken plick.

Da Duck go to utter sayed of wode to C what on other side.

You know wah he see and he get dare?

He Wok to Wok and now u know wheel tory uh Peking Duck.

Tangle Web huh?


7 posted on 08/04/2014 1:09:15 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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"Darling, I give you very best duck."

8 posted on 08/04/2014 1:10:04 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck...

GOOSE!


10 posted on 08/04/2014 1:12:01 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the armadillo it could be done

Ka-ching

12 posted on 08/04/2014 1:25:39 PM PDT by Robwin
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Q: What animal turns over 200+ times after it is dead?


14 posted on 08/04/2014 1:36:28 PM PDT by NonValueAdded ("Kerry, as Obama's plenipotentiary, is a paradox - the physical presence of a geopolitical absence")
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