Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: I look forward to the day when all Americans can cross the street without having their motives questioned
If the restaurant offered entertainment, would that be a duck and cover?
Not much of a duck eater.
I like the Orange Chicken and Mandarin Chicken as long as it isn’t Tabby.
I do love me some Pho, Tripe pho is the best and yes I know exactly what tripe is.
My question is this:
When China abandoned the Wade Giles system of transliteration between Mandarin and English, and Peking became Beijing based on the new transliteration between the languages, why didn’t Peking Duck become Beijing Duck???
U tupid fwicken plick.
Da Duck go to utter sayed of wode to C what on other side.
You know wah he see and he get dare?
He Wok to Wok and now u know wheel tory uh Peking Duck.
Tangle Web huh?
"Darling, I give you very best duck."
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GOOSE!
To show the armadillo it could be done
Ka-ching
Q: What animal turns over 200+ times after it is dead?