[Gamecock]

Ping List About Nothing Ping

[Drew68]

A lot of these are really good. I miss that show.

[Huskrrrr]

George is getting serious about his latest relationship, then discovers her homepage is Free Republic. Kramer then asks George for her number.

[workerbee]

ABSOLUTELY #9.

(not that there’s anything wrong with that)

[Calvin Locke]

Cosmo discovers “Cosmos”, and stalks Neil deGrasse Tyson at the Hayden Planetarium. Joined by both Obama and de Blasio, viewer disgust forces both “Cosmos” and “Seinfeld” on indefinite hiatus.

[Steve_Seattle]

I envisioned this scenario for a portion of a Seinfeld episode:

At a sports memorabilia store, Kramer buys a jock strap supposedly once worn by Yogi Berra. He takes it to Jerry's apartment to show everyone, but they doubt it's authenticity, claiming it is too small. Jerry suggests that George try it on, because he has a similar build to Yogi Berra, to see if it fits. After protesting, George wiggles into the jockstrap with great effort, putting it on over his pants. He is unable to remove it because it is so tight, so Kramer and Jerry try to help, grappling with his pants in a comic struggle to remove the jockstrap, a struggle which has vaguely gay connotations. Meanwhile, Newman arrives at the open door to the apartment, sees what is going on, and says to himself, "I always knew it would come to this."

Just then, a fire alarm goes off, forcing them all down into the street, George still wearing the jock strap. Two police officers approach them and ask about the jock strap, and Jerry says, "It's ok, officers, he's just a Sumo accountant visiting from Japan." The lead officer tells him to shut up, and George is arrested for a violation of a city code prohibiting wearing jock straps over your pants.

Or something like that . . .

[KGeorge]

Okay. Now, I would watch tv for this. These sound pretty funny.

[Secret Agent Man]

elaine’s boyfried david putty has just learned to do “air quotes” and he’s using them wrong and on everything. kramer is convinced cerie is actually a real person in his smartphone. george becomes obssessed with finding good deals on craigslist. jerry wonders why nobody’s going to comedy clubs anymore and discovers they are watching clips on the internet instead.

[Secret Agent Man]

george finally breaks down after years of tv ads, and enters the strange world of hair club for men.

jerry dates a woman that acts exactly like elaine, and both women absolutely hate each other, but apparently only when jerry is around. only kramer winds up noticing this peculiar fact.

george has to go looking for his father who has wandered off, only to find him living in the basement of a young couple in queens.

[Labyrinthos]

Jerry is elected president of the United States. He changes his name to “Barack Obama” and declares that his presidency “is about nothing.”

[MtnClimber]

0bama preys on straight men on advice of V. Jarrett. The press loves it and covers for anything else he does wrong which is everything.

[Secret Agent Man]

all four of the gang are in the coffee shop describing their day to each other, and discussing the fact that all day they couldn’t find one person that they interacted with, none were working.

[Secret Agent Man]

george poses online as a rich guy and has a ton of younger women courting him to be their sugar daddy.

elaine considers selling her eggs as she isn’t using them and isn’t planning on “making omelets” anytime soon, but is turned down due to her age.

kramer gets fixated with bitcoin and starts amassing computers to run calculations for others to start earning bitcoin fractions. doesn’t get that the money spent on pc’s and electricity far outweigh the small amount of bitcoin they generate.

[Charles Martel]

I think the show could be revived as a periodic "special", but I doubt if Jerry could be coaxed into a greater commitment than that. It would work well with the characters older, too.

They're still entertaining.

[JacksonCalhoun]

Kramer does stand-up at open mic night, is heckled repeatedly by a black man, loses his cool, and calls him the N-word over and over. Incident is recorded by a patron and uploaded to a site called “YouTube”.

[Larry Lucido]

I like the Black Friday idea. Kind of like when he tried to get fired but couldn’t.

[b4its2late]

Lol. Yep.

[Yorlik803]

The Gang tales a trip on a UFO...never to be seen again..The World rejoices.