It's official: Michael Sam is a Dallas Cowboy

SB Nation via Yahoo ^ | September 3, 2014 | Cyd Zeigler

[EveningStar]

Michael Sam signed with the Dallas Cowboys today after passing his physical exam with the team, according to various reports. He will be placed on the team's practice squad.

Sam grew up in Galveston, Texas, about four hours south of Dallas. Sam's estranged father lives in the Dallas area.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdP7HOKehNc

[areukiddingme1]

So it appears that Sam will give a whole new meaning to the DL on the Dallas Cowboys...

[b4its2late]

[jsanders2001]

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=gay%20cheerleaders%20longest%20yard&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CB8QtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DhF1uQI_Kt1k&ei=6GIHVIcLjYrIBN-SgtgJ&usg=AFQjCNFPAiIF9V5Xa_Ju7QHl1sRdn32z0Q&bvm=bv.74115972,d.aWw

[beethovenfan]

Well, hello there, cowboy.......

[Tennessee Nana]

I’m a rimestone cowboy...

[Hoffer Rand]

Have a coworker who refers to Romo as “Tony Homo” and he’s a Cowboys fan... Can’t wait to hear what he thinks about this.

[Wicket]

Who paid whom what, do you think?

[FlingWingFlyer]

SWISH!

[Vendome]

Will they start a new cheer squad?;

Dallas Queer Leaders....

[dmz]

$6,300 a week for what?

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That’s the pay for someone on an NFL practice squad.

[dmz]

What about Tim Tibow?

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He’s still not gay.

Not an NFL caliber player either, so they have that in common.

[Viennacon]

For crying out loud. They just had to put this bitter attention-whore somewhere. I thought we’d be rid of him finally. Cowboys, you SUCK!

[BenLurkin]

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/cowboys.wav

[Kharis13]

So Mr. Sam is on the Cowboys’ practice squad? Valley Ranch just became Happy Valley Ranch. :)

[X-spurt]

Its Queer, not gay! Gay is a term queers took to fool low information folks they are harmless only looking for gentle love.

[Olydawg]

You’ve got to give Sam credit, there really is nobody better in the NFL on the sack ...

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

The rudest comment so far was subtle, to replace the Dallas Cowboy flag star with a starfish, which symbolically represents something far different.

[catnipman]

“Will The Cowboys move from Dallas to Brokeback Mountain?”

I’ve read their new name is the Brokeback Cowboys: aka the Romo & Homo Show.

I’m sorta guessing that JJ was all in on this because:

1. He knows the Cowboys will suck again this year, and he needs the publicity distraction to compensate.

2. He was blackmailed by the NFL who in turn was blackmailed by the Obammunist Administration.

3. Both of the above.

[kiryandil]

Guess they’ll to get rid of the girls, and form the Brokeback Cowboy Cheerguys...