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ZOT Offer From A Private Lender
Here kittie kittie ^ | RASHID

Posted on 09/07/2014 3:27:59 PM PDT by Rashid Ibrahim

Edited on 09/07/2014 5:22:40 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Hello, I am Mr. Rashid Ibrahim, a private loan lender who gives life time opportunity loans. Do you need an urgent loan to clear your debts? or you need a capital loan to improve your business? Have you been rejected by banks and other financial agencies? Do you need a consolidation loan or a mortgage? Search no more as I am here to make all your financial problems a thing of the past. I loan funds out to individuals in need of financial assistance, that have a bad credit or in need of money to pay bills,to invest on business at a rate of 3%. I want to use this medium to inform you that we render reliable and beneficiary assistance and will be willing to offer you a loan.

Services rendered includes: Personal Loans Student Loans Rent loans Business loans Commercial mortgage Home mortgage Car loans Construction loans Educational loans

If you are interested in obtaining a loan from us, do not hesitate to contact us today.

Regards, Rashid Ibrahim.


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To: no-to-illegals; Darksheare; sionnsar; LibreOuMort

Darks is the mover. Before his demise, it was Sionnsar, and he was excellent about moving us every month. How he found the time to hunt down the threads is beyond me.


61 posted on 09/08/2014 12:40:49 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never give permanent feelings to a temporary person.)
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To: Tax-chick

So floofy!


62 posted on 09/08/2014 12:41:03 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never give permanent feelings to a temporary person.)
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To: Monkey Face; Darksheare
Darks is the mover.

Am expecting 'Not my Fault' from Darks.

63 posted on 09/08/2014 12:41:56 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face

I know. I want to squeeze him!


64 posted on 09/08/2014 12:43:09 PM PDT by Tax-chick (No power in the 'verse can stop me.)
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To: no-to-illegals

Got some moving help from the army.

65 posted on 09/08/2014 12:45:17 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: GeronL

Love It ... Love It.


66 posted on 09/08/2014 12:46:25 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face

I’ll take a look around at the digs, but I do like “pung.”


67 posted on 09/08/2014 12:49:18 PM PDT by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
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To: Tax-chick

That’s why I only snort them.


68 posted on 09/08/2014 12:50:22 PM PDT by ArGee (One nation, under par..)
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So sorry, wrong thread.

What were we talking about again?

And has anyone seen my pajamas? I’m not sure they made the move.


69 posted on 09/08/2014 12:51:10 PM PDT by ArGee (One nation, under par..)
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To: Rashid Ibrahim

Surely it’s a sad day when offers such as this don’t even get a fair shake. Indeed, why the rush to judgement admins?

-a mediocre interest rate: pfft this is just to show he’s for REAL, if he were a scam artist, the rate would be MUCH higher...

-a lender named “Rashid” who has no credentials (he even signed up yesterday): he just wants to make a good first impression. I don’t know about you all, but I’m certainly charmed by a man named Rashid who asks me to borrow his money the first time he sees me.

-advertising (in general) on a site where advertising is expressly forbidden: one word, “creativity”! He’s thinking outside the box. This is the kind of man I want handling MY money, to heck with those fuddy duddy rules, and morality crap.

Yeah, with all that in mind, I DEMAND he be unzotted so I may sign up immediately!! By the way my e-mail is “ilikespam@yahoo.com” and my SS# is 666-66-6666. (Must have something to do with being born on 6/6/66)

*shrugs*. Anywhoo, I’m lookin’ forward to getting this ball rolling Rashy. Where do I sign up? Can I just advance you my entire life savings, make things simple? Surely you have a MTC number I can use to wire you the money! I trust Western Union IMPLICITLY!

All perfectly legit my friend!


70 posted on 09/08/2014 12:52:23 PM PDT by FourtySeven (47)
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To: Darksheare; Rashid Ibrahim
I note that you have acted on the advance party scouting report...

Rashid left so quickly that I didn't get a chance to finalize the loan...

71 posted on 09/08/2014 12:55:20 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: everyone

Maybe ‘Tomorrow Is A Better Day’ ... Post this in Honor of the All the Leaders of Free Republic ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WYOX4L1MtQ ... Poets of the Fall


72 posted on 09/08/2014 12:56:12 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: NoCmpromiz

This is FR. He was immediately loaned several rounds of hollow-point ammunition, 3 mortar rounds, and one 50mm round from a tank.

I ain’t sayin’ where the tank came from.


73 posted on 09/08/2014 12:56:59 PM PDT by ArGee (One nation, under par..)
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To: FourtySeven; Rashid Ibrahim
Ol' Rashid needs to jump on your offer immediately. It is not often that a rising entrepreneur from Vegas gets a boost from one who is five better than 42...

;-)

74 posted on 09/08/2014 1:04:59 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: ArGee

No Hellfires from the ever circling Predator?


75 posted on 09/08/2014 1:06:02 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Tax-chick

Looks VERY squeezable!


76 posted on 09/08/2014 1:06:34 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never give permanent feelings to a temporary person.)
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To: ArGee

Look in the box with the Star Wars Lego collection.


77 posted on 09/08/2014 1:07:27 PM PDT by Tax-chick (No power in the 'verse can stop me.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

Those weren’t a loan. Those were a gift. ;)


78 posted on 09/08/2014 1:16:43 PM PDT by ArGee (One nation, under par..)
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To: Tax-chick

Just great. The Luke Skywalker Lego cut out all the bunnies with his lightsaber.

I need not tell you where one very crucial bunny was located.

I haven’t had this much trouble with pajamas since the set where the ducks started attacking the geese.

I got NO sleep that night.

I think I’m going to buy that set that has the pictures of the jewel-encrusted dragons on them. That should be fun.


79 posted on 09/08/2014 1:18:46 PM PDT by ArGee (One nation, under par..)
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To: Monkey Face

They’re not using the Jell-o, they’re using the Gummy Worms.


80 posted on 09/08/2014 1:21:32 PM PDT by ArGee (One nation, under par..)
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