“Ensign, why aren’t we moving?” The CO sounded annoyed.
“I’m sorry sir. While you were planetside Engineering did an OS update and I can’t find the button to lay in the course in this new UI.”
“WHAT??? Who authorized that?”
“It was a high priority update to did a key security hole. HQ didn’t give us a choice.”
“Well, this is an urgent mission and we need to get underway. I knew we should have never accepted the Microsoft bid to build the ship’s OS. Tell me Engineering created a restore point. “
“This new Windows 800.1 is so ANNOYING!” the engineer shouted, they swore they could hear that voice coming from every access hatch and crawlspace the room had.