[Marie]

The only proper way to remove a mustache is the way a real man does it.

Don’t.

[cripplecreek]

LOL

This is a F’n air horn.

[muir_redwoods]

I’ve had a beard and mustache since 1968. They’re staying.

[baddog 219]

I shaved once... had to use a weed eater....

[Mr Rogers]

This is the proper tool for removing a mustache...even if King Gillette did not:

[Boogieman]

“I should remove this moustache before I die of some STD” <— Dat right there is funny!

[Larry Lucido]

Worst excerpt ever.

[newfreep]

Considered THE sharpest blade in the world...and what I use with this shaving soap.

[digger48]

Are we talking about men shaving their mustaches? Or just liberal womyn?

[NormsRevenge]

I bought a new trimmer in Beijing recently, the ‘stache stays intact.. For now.

[Doomonyou]

BFL

[NormsRevenge]

I used to to be a blondeish redish beard, now its more gray and white. Who do I sue?

[Sirius Lee]

I’d shave the ‘stache but then I’d look like a leprechaun or Amish.

[bunkerhill7]

`Nam mustaches forever.

[maddog55]

He also tells you how to fix broken Christmas Tree lights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7foDiXX-CcE

[jaydee770]

[piroque]

The wife would kill me if I shaved it off she loves it

[SisterK]

too funny!

[Ace's Dad]

Technically speaking, putting aside the emotions involved; the best way I’ve found, for blade users, is to first shave with an electric clipper, or the trimmer on a rotary type electric, then use your blade to get the closer shave you want. My opinion only, but it’s worked for me several times.

[trebb]

Put down the milk carton and wipe with the back of your left hand...